"...and continuing the auction, here we have the lives of 27 soldiers and airmen along with their desert boots, 1 Suunto watch and a fake moustache..."
"...who'll start me at £50?..."
"...anyone?.."
"...ok...£20 to start...£20..."
"...£10?..."
"...how about I throw in a fat, inept Defence Secretary?..."
"...Excellent...SOLD! To the gentleman with the lovely shamag..."