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Old 1st Dec 2008, 11:02
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Leeming? Nah, this Dishforth mate.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 12:33
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Crikey, Hope his brakes work

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ATC to the Pilot, " Cleared to land on zero niner,mind the piligrims on the runway"
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 13:07
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OK, which idiot let our illiterate youth trainee have the stop-go board?

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Right, trust me, this is the best way to get trough immigration, when i say jump, jump.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 14:07
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OK Co, I'll take the reheat NOW! We should just about manage to empty that bucket!
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 14:16
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" It's OK Co, calm down! that new SAM TELAR they are sat on and the supporting unit you've seen ahead is only effective against Blue Circle Radar fitted aircraft!"
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 15:42
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It was at this point in the landing that Flt Lt Pprune understood why the Paras never minded jumping from his aircraft.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 15:56
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Amidst cost-saving measures, the prototype GR-17 makes a strafing run on the ADR team.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 17:54
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FOD comes in all shapes and sizes.
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 18:01
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bloke on left of top of lorry to bloke on right
nope cant see a cargo hook
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 18:12
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The Army provide the 15 foot high screen while the R.A.F conduct Take Off Distace Required trials
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 19:05
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Bloke on lorry - "Anyway, the Brits have this airfield called South Cerney and a few years back....."

I'll get my coat.........
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 19:30
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STEAMROLLER, I meant STEAMROLLER!! Clearance for a roller to the main runway was to the STEEEEAAAAAAM roller......OVER
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 19:45
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 20:19
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SNCO i/c , "Steady lads, I had a chat with my Airforce buddy, and he said they would send someone out to hoover up this mess"

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Aircraft Captain, "So lets see if we can't pay homage to the opening sequence in "Always""
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Old 1st Dec 2008, 20:20
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Guy on top of lorry:
"don't worry we've got the best seats - he's done this before - when he slams in the reverse thrust we'll see the whites of their eyes!"

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Pilot to Co:
"I told them to procure the GPS with traffic info, but do they bl@@dy listen!"

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Old 2nd Dec 2008, 16:56
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Road as runway in the UK
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Old 2nd Dec 2008, 17:08
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"....and I can assure The House that rumours of the new PFI airfield maintainance contract being behind schedule and over budget are completely unfounded. "

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Old 2nd Dec 2008, 19:16
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"I've got a funny feeling the localiser's being spoofed again, Bloggs"
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Old 3rd Dec 2008, 19:25
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Don't panic its only a mirage.

Nah, its got too many engines to be a Mirage
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Old 4th Dec 2008, 07:53
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(following on)

. . . "but it's low enough to be a Mirage."



Proper entry:

I know we asked for more hardcore quick, but does he know EXACTLY where we want it ?
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