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Old 13th Dec 2019, 17:42
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Both thinking "I like meeting this guy, his hair takes the attention off mine....."
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 18:20
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The second cameraman from the left is actually carrying a fire extinguisher in case relations between the two fat men appear to be overheating.
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 18:22
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The RH camerman falls over in his haste to take a shot of Kim's backside. Out of which, of course the sun shines.
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 18:25
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Trump: "These two trees..."

Kim: "Yes?"

Trump: "You notice they're shaped like a mushroom cloud?"

Kim: "Uh-huh."

Trump: "Well the one we've dropped on your side is much bigger than the one you've dropped on our side."
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 18:28
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The second cameraman from the right is actually a certain D Cameron - always wants to be in on the action while taking no responsibility.
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 19:10
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POTUS: Do you Tweet?

LFO: I Premier of Democratic People's Repubric of Korea, not some stupid bruddy bird!
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 20:20
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"Psst! As one president to another, do you know what "corrupt" means?"

-- "Not a clue."
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 20:45
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Ah, Mr Trump, I'm so glad you have the good taste not to wear brown shoes with your blue suit, unlike the photographer behind you...
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Old 13th Dec 2019, 21:28
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Oh...about this new China trade deal.....the Chinese in Hong Kong are flying American Flags....if you look over your shoulder you will see the Chinese raising their flags.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 00:06
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"Lissen here, umm... Kim Bong Jong.... can you dig up some dirt on Joe Biden for me?"
"Fluck off, you iriot!"
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 01:38
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No Mr. Trump, I expect you to die!
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 05:25
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As we all know, the definition of frustration is 'Two fat bellies and a short pr!ck'.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 10:40
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POTUS: Suit by Saint Lauren, shirt by Pierre Cardin, tie by Hermes, shoes by Gucci, hair by Tommy...

LFO: That's incredible! Snap!
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 11:08
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"I can't get a decent haircut anywhere."

"No, I can't either. I wonder where Boris goes for his?"

Last edited by Penny Washers; 15th Dec 2019 at 15:49.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 12:37
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I like your wife's green bush.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 12:39
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How is the North Korea Car Park.

We don't have one.

Well, launch or threaten to launch and will all be a car park.
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 16:43
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"Ahhh the Bush, I call it George and take my morning piss up against it, do you have anything similar?"
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 17:09
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Trump: "I hereby name this place....Ground Zero!"
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 19:08
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Trump: "On this great day for democracy in the People's Republic of North Korea, I would like to build a golf course or two and a luxury resort. There'll be something in it for you, naturally."
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Old 14th Dec 2019, 19:44
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Trump: "You know, this occasion would have been extra special if we'd had a march-past of a battalion of your women soldiers in their short skirts."
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