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'And if it doesnt open bring it back and we'll give you a new one'
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Wish I'd gone for a pee before getting dressed
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Wish I'd gone for a pee before getting dressed
Avoid imitations
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"Honestly, when it inflates it's this big....!"
"Yeh, right."
"Yeh, right."
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"O'Kay Ma'am, ah no you is ah vistin' pilot an all that, but the boys here love it when ah plug in ah lile bit oh 'Billy Ray Cyrus' into that there 'eye' pod of yours...them boys love it!"
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That embarrasing moment when the smell of a silent fart reaches your nostrils
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Cpl says:"Hmmm, let's see. Overweight, semi-conscious, feint whiff of curry.......Herc Nav?"
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"Don't worry Mam, 6 months in the Falklands and somebody will find you attractive"
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Cpl Smith's quip "so why did you get the callsign 'Fugly'?" hit a raw nerve.
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Cpl Smith put the finishing touches to his 'Lyneham Lovely Inflatable Sex Toy'
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"Don't worry Mam, 6 months in the Falklands and somebody will find you attractive"
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Cpl Smith's quip "so why did you get the callsign 'Fugly'?" hit a raw nerve.
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Cpl Smith put the finishing touches to his 'Lyneham Lovely Inflatable Sex Toy'
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Old Fat One: *Shrug* Each to their own chap. Some peeps find the word 'fat' terribly offensive and non-PC. Just so happens that you don't.
Flyingblind: .. coming .. judging first thing Monday.
Flyingblind: .. coming .. judging first thing Monday.
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And the winner is
In third place, Lurking123 with:
Moira and Chuck try to play it cool after last night's squadron BBQ.
In second place, airborne_artist with:
And if it's not completely firm when you've pulled on it, you can blow into it to get it up fully.
But the winner is Affirmatron with:Cpl Smith's quip "so why did you get the callsign 'Fugly'?" hit a raw nerve.
Well done and over to you Affirmatron
Moira and Chuck try to play it cool after last night's squadron BBQ.
In second place, airborne_artist with:
And if it's not completely firm when you've pulled on it, you can blow into it to get it up fully.
But the winner is Affirmatron with:Cpl Smith's quip "so why did you get the callsign 'Fugly'?" hit a raw nerve.
Well done and over to you Affirmatron
