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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:04
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The original test rig used to prove that rear facing seats were safer
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:11
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Mr Britten: "What shall we call our new plane, Mr Norman?"

"I think Try-Lander, because it has an extremely heavy-duty undercarriage for student pilots to practise with."
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:31
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"Do we have to have the Padre intoning the Funeral Service before every flight?"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:32
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"OK, lads, this is what you joined the Air Cadets for, so look happy for the photographer!"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:34
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"It's amphibious in the sense that it can taxi in 3' of water without damage to anything except the brakes stop working."

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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:51
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The Royal Aircraft Establishment tests the strength of an aeroplane's propulsion system by seeing how many men it takes to stop it from moving. This one is rated at two man-power.
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 11:08
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"Just remember it's not very stable, so when the first pilot's had his turn and you all shuffle around, take care not to upset it."
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 11:30
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"I was shot up the arse by a 16 incher but being a pilot luckily my thick skull stopped it"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 11:32
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"Well I am glad you decided to listen to me regards fitting a windscreen, but some bloody glass in it wouldn't go amiss"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 15:18
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"...and remember, if we have to leave the aircraft and parachute to the ground, we climb onto the wing and walk to the end of it before jumping, otherwise the propellor could do us an injury."
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:00
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Oh no, my worry beads have come off their string!
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:15
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The Zeppelin gondola detached when at the mooring mast.
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:16
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I thought you were the Pilot they each said to the other
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:17
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Ground crew requests the Pilots leave their watches....or go on crash diets
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:20
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Old Warden proudly show of their recreation, however as the plans had been lost this was their 'best guess'
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:20
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"A joy-ride, did someone say?"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:23
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"Those tubes and things aren't the undercarriage - they're the mechanics of my full-motion flight simulator."
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 16:48
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I asked for directions and he said we passed the Pub a mile behind us
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 19:11
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"He wants to know if we have anything to declare, I've told him we are only going to Scotland, but he insists"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 19:23
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"They call it a pusher engine"
"I thought it was a tractor engine?"
"Welll it probably started out in one, but it is definitely a pusher engine"
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