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Old 18th Nov 2019, 13:17
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Finally we get to see the creature that inhabits the VAR control booth
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 13:33
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Section Officer Harvey goes to work in her new outfit when she is to be introduced to Prince Andrew
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 22:51
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"Well love, as an anti flash mask it works, because if I saw you in the street I would have no urge to flash you."
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 22:56
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It's ok Mrs May, it's all over for you, you can take the disguise off now"
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Old 18th Nov 2019, 23:09
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Why Cameron's Hug-a-Hoody campaign failed...
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Old 19th Nov 2019, 01:08
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After the fallout from his Nazi disguise, Prince Harry thought he'd tone it down a little.
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Old 19th Nov 2019, 10:25
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Chris Grayling disguises himself as a beauty queen.
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Old 19th Nov 2019, 11:41
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Sales assistant. Yes of course you can buy the Bleach, knives, fireworks, handcuffs, porn magazines, teach your self to navigate a b767, fast burn fuses and life insurance with a $1m payout, but for your health and safety would it not be batter for you to have the Pepsi Max ?....
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Old 19th Nov 2019, 11:46
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Time to call it..............the winner, due to the tenuous link to current affairs, is ShyTorque with

On the catwalk now we have the recommended attire for your adventure holiday in Hong Kong....

The CST is currently conducting instrument training "under the hood" and will be with you on completion!
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Old 19th Nov 2019, 11:47
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After the magicians Saw the assistant in half trick went slightly wrong a large plaster was needed in time for the matinee performance

(damm too late again)
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Old 20th Nov 2019, 05:01
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The Stealth Cap Com was a huge success!
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Old 20th Nov 2019, 21:34
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Just a place-holder for your amusement until ShyTorque posts a competition. FYI the picture is ancient, the plane is a 727 with five large capital letters written on it: T-R-U-M-P. And the lady's name is Melania.
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Old 20th Nov 2019, 23:56
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Originally Posted by c52
Just a place-holder for your amusement until ShyTorque posts a competition. FYI the picture is ancient, the plane is a 727 with five large capital letters written on it: T-R-U-M-P. And the lady's name is Melania.
Let me explain "quid pro quo"...
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 03:35
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Geez, does anyone else think she resembles Putin in that shot?
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 07:22
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TIEW, Many thanks - sorry for the delay. Been away with the job and I wasn't aware I'd won until this morning. Let's try this; I can't remember if it's been posted before:

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Old 21st Nov 2019, 07:32
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So I started with a Maclaren F1, removed the engine and bodywork and added a pusher and wings and voila...
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 07:32
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Uber's Aerial Taxi service - the early days
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 07:34
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What do you mean it looks jerry-built? I'll have you know I'm Russian!
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 09:26
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(Uniformed man):
"Mein Gott! The pilot was right! They put the engine on backwards, and now it has chopped the tail off!"
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Old 21st Nov 2019, 10:01
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The RAF pioneers rear-facing seats for pilot and passengers alike.
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