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Old 6th Nov 2019, 17:55
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Captain Blackadder may I introduce your new Batman, Bob
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 18:16
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"Well if it's not a bloke, how come her jacket fastens the wrong way?"

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Old 6th Nov 2019, 18:19
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In the background the Soviet spy looks for RAF secrets
Excuse me, does anyone know the height of Salisbury Cathedral's spire?
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 18:24
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Peter to Elizabeth,... After filming can I meet your sister??
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 19:44
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How about it? You and me in the slit trench after Hamilton buggers off home. Just a GLIMPSE of your undercarriage - it's been a real tonic for Plummer...
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 20:30
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Richard Burton makes a grab for Hayley Mills while some guy with a Napoleon Complex looks on....

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Old 6th Nov 2019, 20:42
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Peter, I'd like you to meet Miss York, she can out-shout RSM Brittain! Got better legs too...
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 22:18
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I said "Reach for the Skies", not "Reach for her Thighs!"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 22:37
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We just want to know if the collar matches the cuffs...
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 22:39
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I've never heard of this Tom Cruise, but if you think it will help sell the picture, why not eh? Now, he's this tall you say???
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 22:41
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Peter: "Move your hand away from Susannah Kenneth or this Lady on my left gets it..."
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:01
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"I say, Section Officer Harvey, there are a bunch of your WAAFs over here under a blanket"
"Oh gawd, who are they shagging now?"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:08
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"Ahhh Harvey, pop over to clothing stores will you, they called to say they wanted your knickers to make some parachutes.. or was it they had some parachutes to make your knickers... It's this war you know, it's all mixed up"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:10
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"I'd watch out for the SWO if I was you, he's just given up smoking and can be a bit tetchy"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:19
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"I say what.... Colditz? You should put an extra warm vest on young lady"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:23
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"See what I mean, even in a bloody war, you get the damned Jehovah Witnesses turn up, bible under arm, preaching peace"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 01:29
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"Vote to leave Europe? why would we do that, we've just landed there and are bombing the proverbial out of them"
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 03:12
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 04:50
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When I met Hitler before the war he could only get it up this high
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Old 7th Nov 2019, 04:51
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Peter suggests a game of Rock, Paper Scissors
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