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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:30
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Will this do.... ps... during filming for the Battle of Britain film, Susannah York, Peter Townsend, and Kenneth More


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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:50
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"Please, don't keep us all in suspende...... Sorry, I meant suspense"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:52
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Looking hot Babe! They'll be talking about you for a few years after this.
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:55
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Man in black jacket ( yes I know it's a B&W picture) has a fit of the the shakes with his right arm
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:57
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"Hmmm... Has Beagle heard you're here? he will be sniffing about somewhere!"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:58
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If I may introduce ms Elizabeth Windsor, she is here for weapons drill
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 14:59
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Well if she can wear a shirt and tie I can wear a skirt....

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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:00
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"You're not a real Group Captain Kenneth, so no, you can't order her to do a kit inspection"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:01
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To ensure weights and balance fat male pilots need slim Navigators. And the bigger the watch the slimmer nav comes into her own
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:02
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"Come along dear, this ex navy chap thinks he's Nelson"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:03
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In the background the Soviet spy looks for RAF secrets
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:06
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I trust you with my black mascot, look after him just popping over to the Rhur
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 15:15
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I say Peter, why is she in uniform? Send her to my quarters at 9 tonight, and then her sister at 9.15
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 16:08
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"So i'll huff and i'll puff and i'll blow your hangar down.... then she's next"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 16:10
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"Suspenders you say, I know all about suspenders young lady, they hold my legs on"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 16:14
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"Section Officer Harvey you say.... Now where have I heard that name before?..... WAIT!... Not THE Harvey, of the Harvey Wallbanger fame?"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 16:50
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Civilian....That was close Sir, your wife just went past
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Sect Off H.... Sir I am your new Batman in these gendar neutral equality times. Which side do you dress?
or
Grp Cap....I say Barnes do you think these ' things' could be adapted to hold in place Tallboy??
or
Spy.... Jesus H Adolf. With these lunatics how can we loose?,




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Old 6th Nov 2019, 16:59
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"I said we need a bouncing bomb bit to slot in midway through the film to peak interest, but I suppose a bouncing bum will suffice!"
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Old 6th Nov 2019, 17:04
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I say Kenneth, I hope you are not attempting to see what colour suspenders Susannah is wearing?

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Old 6th Nov 2019, 17:51
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I say Ivor please get my toolbox, I see something hanging loose that needs a good banging before Buster wakes up
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