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Old 1st Nov 2019, 09:36
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Tony McCoy's let himself go!
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 04:00
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Okay. I think Young Fat Won has had a good run.

Honourable mention to Kiltrash for mentioning the planet Hoth in his entry!

The topical award goes to C52 with;
"See, if I lean forwards and stick my tongue out, the horse turns into a unicorn."
Runner up; Kiltrash with:
After the War between NK and USA the only things to survive the Nuclear Winter are Horses and Cockroaches
But, todays winner is Treadigraph with*;
I wanted white Starion... you know, the car by Mitsubishi. Nincompoops!
*mainly because I love the back story to the Starion, regardless of whether its an urban myth or not!

Carry on Treads!
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 07:35
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Well done Treadigraph. Thinking outside the box. What's your solution to # Brexit
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 13:30
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Oooops, thanks Buster, just seen this, been sulking about events in Yokohama!

Try this for a couple of days:


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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 13:36
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"If one pulls out of a junction and totals a peasant, there will be no witnesses"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 13:37
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Brexit? I'll give Boris the Blade a Brexit he'll remember.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 13:39
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"A swift yank on ones trigger and the yank is finished....moooohhhhhhaaaaahahahaaaaaha"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 13:41
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"In the good old days one would say orf with their heads, nowadays one has to orf them oneself"
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 15:57
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This officer? I think it was Princes Margaret's lighter she left in the glove box
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 15:57
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When they return send me the Manager
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 15:59
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Harry asked me to hold it for him as I do not get security checked before our visit to Mr Markle
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:00
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The names Bond, Mrs Bond
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:03
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I want a bacon roll with 3 crispy rashers and brown sauce like in the advert, and don't even think about short changing me on quality
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:06
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and finally, HMTQ welcomes Prince Charles back from the Japanese Coronation but she needs to beef up her protection
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:55
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I have every confidence the Royal family will be safe after brexit
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:57
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I am taking steps to ensure Prince Andrew's "adventures" in America are not going to cause further embarrassment to the Monarchy !
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 16:59
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You just can't get good help these days......
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 17:28
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The James Bond franchise reveals the identity of the new actress who will play Miss Moneypenny.
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:10
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Old 2nd Nov 2019, 18:29
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Mr Official Portrait Painter you have a disgruntled client to see you
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