Go Back  PPRuNe Forums > Aircrew Forums > Military Aviation
Reload this Page >

Caption competition

Military Aviation A forum for the professionals who fly military hardware. Also for the backroom boys and girls who support the flying and maintain the equipment, and without whom nothing would ever leave the ground. All armies, navies and air forces of the world equally welcome here.

Caption competition

Old 15th Sep 2019, 09:46
  #56581 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,291
At the hospital the nurses welcomed Hoskins AGAIN
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:41
  #56582 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Truck driver: "This is France, mate. It's Priorité ŕ droite."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:42
  #56583 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Pilot:: "Blimey! I didn't know trucks had ejector seats."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:45
  #56584 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Hostess: "Ladies and gentlemen, the Captain is now wishing he'd broken off the landing. This would have been a perfectly normal procedure. He'll be on the PA in a moment to tell you all the details."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:46
  #56585 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Pilot: "Good job that truck was there or we'd have been down the ravine."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:47
  #56586 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Pilot to passenger: "I thought you said it was cows that were getting bigger on the hillside."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:50
  #56587 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Her Majesty's Border Force use their imagination and initiative to prevent an act of illegal immigration.

Subsequently the illegal immigrants are taken to hospital in the UK and then discharged into the community.
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:54
  #56588 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Demonstrating that Heathrow's third runway doesn't need to be 10,000' long.
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 19:57
  #56589 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Jan 2004
Location: West Coast Canada
Posts: 3,503
Last words from the pilot “ OH trUCK !”
Big Pistons Forever is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 20:18
  #56590 (permalink)  
c52
 
Join Date: Sep 2007
Location: Surrey
Posts: 1,198
Pilot: "This, son, is the way to do a wheels-up landing when the terrain is too rough."
c52 is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 20:34
  #56591 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,291
With all the winning names on the CST it now has to be delivered by truck, and BPF attempts to hijack it as he has not won recently
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 15th Sep 2019, 23:37
  #56592 (permalink)  

Avoid imitations
 
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 12,226
Road rage, air rage, it’s all the same really.
ShyTorque is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 02:11
  #56593 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2002
Location: Great South East, tired and retired
Posts: 2,397
Hoskins won first prize in the Short Field Landing contest by default, as the judge was last seen jumping over a cliff.

Last edited by Ascend Charlie; 16th Sep 2019 at 06:02.
Ascend Charlie is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 07:34
  #56594 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2009
Location: UK
Posts: 2,291
Skip, don't you think the 'Follow Me' truck is a bit close?
or
Skip. Don't get too close to the 'Follow Me' truck
Kiltrash is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 08:20
  #56595 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Sep 2019
Location: Outta HEL
Posts: 9
As a result of the truck and the 182 having a brief moment of heat, nine months later the locals found a Short Skyvan abandoned on the field.
Beamr is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 08:24
  #56596 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Location: cardiff
Posts: 392
Hoskins still had some work to do with the 'land the plane on a truck' stunt

Ttfn
ivor toolbox is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 12:06
  #56597 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Feb 2005
Location: UK
Posts: 610
"You see Hoskins, that's what happens when you don't flare...."
Parson is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 14:35
  #56598 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Apr 2003
Location: Upper Gumtree
Posts: 551
Ironic, isn't it?

That was the truck carrying the new spares for the Cessna brakes.
Penny Washers is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 14:56
  #56599 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Darkest Surrey
Posts: 5,969
Hoskins attempt in "Shortest landing competition" failed in initial attempt to land on truck roof.
racedo is offline  
Old 16th Sep 2019, 14:58
  #56600 (permalink)  
 
Join Date: Nov 2008
Location: Darkest Surrey
Posts: 5,969
1000 square miles all around, nothing could crash into you here Grandma.....
racedo is offline  

Thread Tools
Search this Thread

Contact Us Archive Advertising Cookie Policy Privacy Statement Terms of Service

Copyright © 2018 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.