Caption competition
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,077
Received 2,942 Likes
on
1,253 Posts
Boris prepares Jeremy Corbyns suppository
Bloody navy! Could you not just use a set of stairs up from the wharf to get aboard like normal people!
The RN, putting its only Torpedo on display as a show of its Sea Power, was seen as such by the easily convinced.
My own entries:
I promised a man-sized Royal Navy and this bloody boat is still too big.
The manual? It says: Right Good, Left Bad. And there's another bit which I always forget, let me read it to you: Mente non exercitata os non aperi . Do not open your mouth without engaging your mind.
Do you think I look more manly with this torpedo between my legs or with an unexplained thing hanging down from my crotch? Or shall I have both?
Runners-Up
TIEW
So you'll just green screen all this out, and I'll look completely natural?
Nutloose
"We're having a Cobra meeting later, not my favourite beer, but we will see how it goes"
Nutloose
"Nazanin Zaghari? never tried it, I'm more of a Biryani man myself"
TIEW
When you've quite finished mucking about sir, Manual would like his Life Preserver back.
And the winner is:
Kiltrash
Now that I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom I will have to put childish things behind me. .....Oh well one more won't hurt.
Congratuations! The CST is on its way to you with the speed of delivery of a politician's promise. Sorry about that.
I promised a man-sized Royal Navy and this bloody boat is still too big.
The manual? It says: Right Good, Left Bad. And there's another bit which I always forget, let me read it to you: Mente non exercitata os non aperi . Do not open your mouth without engaging your mind.
Do you think I look more manly with this torpedo between my legs or with an unexplained thing hanging down from my crotch? Or shall I have both?
Runners-Up
TIEW
So you'll just green screen all this out, and I'll look completely natural?
Nutloose
"We're having a Cobra meeting later, not my favourite beer, but we will see how it goes"
Nutloose
"Nazanin Zaghari? never tried it, I'm more of a Biryani man myself"
TIEW
When you've quite finished mucking about sir, Manual would like his Life Preserver back.
And the winner is:
Kiltrash
Now that I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom I will have to put childish things behind me. .....Oh well one more won't hurt.
Congratuations! The CST is on its way to you with the speed of delivery of a politician's promise. Sorry about that.
Many thanks C52 however I will have to await the CST trophy as I am currently on the Norfolk Broads with the Grandchildren. It's great driving at 5mph with a beer in hand as you pass the Police boat. But I digress due to VERY limited phone signal and Wi Fi ( I wish ) I will have to call open house amd look forward to someone stepping up to the plate.
Ps moored at the pub using their Wi Fi
Kiltrash
Ps moored at the pub using their Wi Fi
Kiltrash
Join Date: Feb 2006
Location: Hanging off the end of a thread
Posts: 33,077
Received 2,942 Likes
on
1,253 Posts
Avoid imitations
Join Date: Nov 2000
Location: Wandering the FIR and cyberspace often at highly unsociable times
Posts: 14,580
Received 436 Likes
on
230 Posts
"I not impressed, Captain. Next time you shave before I get on board!"