My own entries:
I promised a man-sized Royal Navy and this bloody boat is still too big.
The manual? It says: Right Good, Left Bad. And there's another bit which I always forget, let me read it to you: Mente non exercitata os non aperi . Do not open your mouth without engaging your mind.
Do you think I look more manly with this torpedo between my legs or with an unexplained thing hanging down from my crotch? Or shall I have both?
Runners-Up
TIEW
So you'll just green screen all this out, and I'll look completely natural?
Nutloose
"We're having a Cobra meeting later, not my favourite beer, but we will see how it goes"
Nutloose
"Nazanin Zaghari? never tried it, I'm more of a Biryani man myself"
TIEW
When you've quite finished mucking about sir, Manual would like his Life Preserver back.
And the winner is:
Kiltrash
Now that I am the Prime Minister of the United Kingdom I will have to put childish things behind me. .....Oh well one more won't hurt.
Congratuations! The CST is on its way to you with the speed of delivery of a politician's promise. Sorry about that.