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Old 25th Jun 2019, 06:37
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Hank put on a brave face when he realized no one came to his 60's birthday BBQ
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 06:39
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While throwing a Thanksgiving party Hank hoped the quests would bring beer, but they all brought MORE ROLLS
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 08:24
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I've also got a J-79 out of a Starfighter which will make a great ice cream van project...

...or perhaps a topless bar - I'd call it Hooters.
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 10:09
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Well with Ryanair, and the like, charging for in flight meals, I saw a market for an air lane fly through offering fast food. You want fries with that?

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Old 25th Jun 2019, 11:18
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"See, I told you the Spit was powered by a Pratt and Whitney"
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 11:25
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He was moved out of the Bunnings carpark because he put the onions on top of the sausage.*







*probably only an aussie will understand this one...
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 11:32
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Hoskins spent 100,000 outdoing his neighbour who spent 9.99 on a disposable BBQ but he felt very impotent at the end of it, his wife moved in with the neighbour.
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 13:02
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In a lightbulb moment, Ryanair began redesigning their aircraft with external Galleys.
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 13:19
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Not a caption For Bunnings read Homebase

Caption. and to get it going the wife and her mum supply all the pressurised air for the Starter
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 15:19
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...Oh, but this is nothing. Let me start the fan up & I'll show you how we do the pulled Chicken!!!
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Old 25th Jun 2019, 20:53
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"My lively and enquiring mind wondered what happened to the birds in a bird-strike, and so I came up with this idea for a better use of a jet engine."
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 10:07
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Mr Johnson we can do you four of these with Jeremy Hunts 15 Billion but we can't do a trade in with your Water Cannons
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 13:08
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Our "Reverse Thrust Burger" will cure constipation in seconds.
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 15:46
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Off-Screen Left: Incensed by the 108 decibel noise, an angry neighbor uses an air cannon to launch frozen chickens into the fan section of the "grille". Damage is minimal and the birds turn out to be spicey and delectable.

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Old 26th Jun 2019, 16:11
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"Pork sausage" means it's at least 50% pig, "beefburger means it's around 60% reconstituted cow, "duck" means we've had an uncontained engine failure...
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 17:26
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"Fuel? We have more than 50,000 gallons but we have to share it with three of our neighbours."
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 18:45
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Keep it going! I'll have a judge tomorrow PM.
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 18:57
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Nutty reminisces about the good old days, sigh ( it's so easy now, in the old days you needed a Coffman Starter to get it going, now you just need a key)
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 19:04
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Look I laid on 100 Full fat 100% beef burgers with not a trace of goodness, Guaranteed 1000 calories each and a short trip to a heart attack with a side order of Deep Fried Mars Bars... and now you tell me you have become a Vegan...Gluton Free...Dairy Free.... Marathon running.... Tour De France cyclist.... AAARRRGGGHHH
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Old 26th Jun 2019, 19:12
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Originally Posted by Kiltrash View Post
Look I laid on 100 Full fat 100% beef burgers with not a trace of goodness, Guaranteed 1000 calories each and a short trip to a heart attack with a side order of Deep Fried Mars Bars... and now you tell me you have become a Vegan...Gluton Free...Dairy Free.... Marathon running.... Tour De France cyclist.... AAARRRGGGHHH
You missed out the Nutloose allergy!
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