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Old 14th Jun 2019, 15:07
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F*** No toilet paper again.
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 16:07
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"I sent a clear message saying, 'Send 3/4d, we're going to a dance,' but all I can find here seems to be D-Day plans."
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 17:18
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In 1944 having performed the Great Plane Robbery, Buster eagerly looked to divide the spoils
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 17:37
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Right so loaded 43000 copies of the D-Day plans showing Calais is the target. Off to drop them on the Furthers Bunker.
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 17:44
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Prior to joining up Buster was a career criminal and was pleased to find one of the mail sacks he had made was now issued to him as his kit bag.
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 18:03
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"Come on Kiltrash, there must be one more caption at the bottom of your bag!"
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 19:00
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...No. I must have thrown your ACR out of the aircraft with the propaganda leaflets.
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 19:01
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There is trouble on the Wellington crew as the co-pilot realises that he has lost the receipts for the crew actuals.
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Old 14th Jun 2019, 19:09
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(Your wish is my commend )
in 1944 Airman Cowell found some great magician for his Service Got Talent show
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Old 15th Jun 2019, 03:37
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Someone mentioned that Mae West was here, so he's after his autograph book...
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Old 15th Jun 2019, 03:39
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Originally Posted by NutLoose View Post
well it seemed to be doing so well, will review tonight..
Wow, its been a while..
.....................................................yup
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Old 15th Jun 2019, 07:06
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"Well that's what happens when you leave your crypto bag next to the Elsan!"
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Old 15th Jun 2019, 07:24
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Thanks Jonesy now we have the colour charts we can choose the paint for the crew rest area
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Old 15th Jun 2019, 21:59
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Sorry for my tardiness... car troubles, fecking Audi's
OK the one that made me chortle was andytug with

"Number 12.......Wigan Athletic!"

2nd place is CAEBr with

No, 100ml is the most you can take, and it needs to be in a plastic bag. And while I'm at it your Dalton computer needs to be checked separately....


Runner up is racedo with

"This Ryanair seat allocation model is starting to annoy me, I never get to fly the plane."

...

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Old 16th Jun 2019, 16:12
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Last call for boarding........ ??
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 06:19
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Caption waiting for picture
Are Andy and Boris tbe same person? While tbe Country waits on their next missive they both are MIA?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 07:23
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Is that just your little finger in your pocket or aren't you pleased to see me?
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 09:32
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Apologies all - been very busy this weekend and not had time to look in. Try this one...


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Old 17th Jun 2019, 09:44
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The Daiper is dry Madam, it must have been condensation dripping form the roof.
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Old 17th Jun 2019, 09:57
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Bloke in seat smiling, "Bombs away".
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