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Old 15th May 2019, 06:47
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Do hurry up we need to be away, that Amy Johnson has a head start
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Old 15th May 2019, 06:54
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Its from Health and Safety, they say where's your form Fs 1145 in triplicate ?
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Old 15th May 2019, 07:34
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"​​​​​Conformable over wing tanks, you just watch, 60 years from now the Yanks will declare it as their invention for their latest fighter variant"
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Old 15th May 2019, 07:39
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RyanAir trials drink refreshments for passengers on their first overwing passenger pod service.



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Old 15th May 2019, 07:39
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I think you're onto something there Hoskins. Extending the range like that. One thing puzzles me though...where does the cart go again?
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Old 15th May 2019, 07:54
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"Alex the Aeroplane Gets an Enema" was not the most successful kid's story book.
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Old 15th May 2019, 08:00
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It's ships that need to have a funnel - not aircraft!
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Old 15th May 2019, 10:09
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Boris Johnson's idea of flying the Olympic Torch around England wasn't off to a good start, when Hoskins couldn't get the torch to light up.
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Old 15th May 2019, 10:13
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Mile High Airlines was preparing for Section Officer Harvey's arrival by filling the tank with champagne. Hoskins had to lean against the wing to conceal his excitement.
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Old 15th May 2019, 11:03
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"What are you leaning on the wing for? Tired, or something?"

- "I'm just coming up with a concept for a lie-flat bed in business class."
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Old 15th May 2019, 11:06
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Owner's Manual

#79. Open the blinds at the front of the aircraft to launch the helicopter. Do not try to launch the helicopter while the blinds are closed or when the propeller is turning.
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Old 15th May 2019, 11:57
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"Get pumping, man. Every Air Force base in the Middle East is waiting for this whisky."
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Old 15th May 2019, 12:59
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Post Brexit, certain changes had to be made by the Royal Flight.....the White Side Walls on the Tyre's added a nice touch however.
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Old 15th May 2019, 18:35
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"Do you need more hose? We've got plenty."
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Old 15th May 2019, 18:42
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Yes Yes I know in 100 years time all mobile phones must be in flight mode before take off
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Gravity fed over wing tanks, must remember no aerobatics Mr Pitts

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Old 15th May 2019, 19:42
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Man on Wing: "Hey! What's a golf ball doing in this hose?!"
Man on ground sticks fingers in ears in anticipation of massive explosion.

- Ed
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Old 15th May 2019, 20:52
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I knew it was a mistake conscripting that Rev Awdry into the RAF
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Old 15th May 2019, 21:35
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"The Staishes driver wants to know have you seen his Chamois, as he needs to wash his car."





i wonder wonder how many of you know relevance
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Old 16th May 2019, 04:46
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Sarge. If you want quicker turnarounds, please stop sending George Formby out to help.
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Old 16th May 2019, 05:50
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Mystery competition: Pick which man is the pilot.
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