Caption competition

[Buster Hyman]

The congestion in Poland was a nightmare in the 80's. You could say...it was Warsaw Pact....*geddit?

[Hydromet]

I'm sure they weren't there when I took off.

[Buster Hyman]

Yes, just keep following the road until you get to the Soviet Bloc...it should be near there.

[Kiltrash]

Guy in the red top. 'Wheel clamp? if they want not going anywhere
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In a effort to hide rough sleepers from the tourists, Warsaw Council can fit 6 in each demobbed fighter jet .....London Mayor gets a idea for using the Tornado

[Monarch Man]

Excellent efforts all round with a few “above average” however the creamy is most definitely Wensleydale with
“Unfortunately, Prince Philip had not handed in his pilot's licence at the same time” hahaha...very good.

Over to you sir.

[Wensleydale]

Thank you very much!!

Lets welcome Spring in the usual manner.....

[Tashengurt]

"Are you sure you dropped the keys here Skipper?"

[Buster Hyman]

Sorry lads, but without that Allen Key we'll never get the scaffolding down!

[Buster Hyman]

I've found Snow White, but which one of you is Dopey?

[racedo]

Global Warming !!!! Its August1st,

[racedo]

Pilot needs to do something about his Dandruff.

[racedo]

Ok which one made a pass at Penny Benjamin.

[adr]

For ten points, identify who in this photo is muttering to himself that his dad's generation didn't have to deal with snowflakes.

[Kiltrash]

Engine change in Iceland, nothing new here
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Summers day in Lossiemouth
or
are you sure we need to find the last spark plug?

[Kiltrash]

Fake news. 6:workmen in unison all digging together
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Join the Air Force they said. Nothing about being a mud mover
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Captain looking put the top turret. Do hurry up chaps find the perspex bit cold up here

[Kiltrash]

Go get some ice for the G&T's they said

[Tashengurt]

After six hours they realised half were digging in, half digging out so they gave up and went off to form the Conservative party.

[Hydromet]

According to the map, Colonel Hogan's escape tunnel exit should be somewhere here, but if we can't find it in ten minutes, we're leaving without him.

[racedo]

Sarge are we pppppppenguins
No Why
My feet are ffffffreeezing

[Ascend Charlie]

(Mumble...mumble...why are we shovelling snow when the skipper is making a snowman?? Mumble mumble...)