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Old 7th May 2019, 10:57
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In an effort to avoid charges for the child, Wilma and Freed did the Trojan Horse trick with Pebbles
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Old 7th May 2019, 11:50
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"He wouldn't give up his lucky horseshoe, so I had to bring him with us."
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Old 7th May 2019, 13:28
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Wow -- look at the size of that Horse fly!
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Old 7th May 2019, 15:30
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Having laid low for a couple of days Maximum Security makes a break for freedom
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Old 7th May 2019, 20:22
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Talking Photo Finish!

A large field of entrants approaches the wire with one furlong to go! They are all the fastest and funniest horses ever seen! Their jockeys rise up and whip their sweaty steeds with furious humo(u)r! Out of nowhere comes Lafyar Cokov, a late entry with impeccable credentials. They're at the finish; Cokov wins with "Wow -- look at the size of that Horse Fly!" The crowd rises to its feet and, in an huge standing ovation, claps their collective cock off. The rest of the entries find their way to Tesco's meat department. (Yea or Neigh?)

Congratulations, a wreath of roses, and the CST are on their way to you via Pony Express, Tovarisch!

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Old 7th May 2019, 22:33
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Absolutely honoured - thanks so much, CST will be cherished and polished before handing onwards......

I don't think we have had this one........




......do your worst!
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Old 7th May 2019, 23:45
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Blow Me, Beotch!

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Old 8th May 2019, 00:01
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Really would it kill the flight crew to wait for the crew bus, like the rest of us ?
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Old 8th May 2019, 00:03
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GAAK, I just spit out a very annoying piece of flying fluff !
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Old 8th May 2019, 00:04
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MMMMmmm, A nice light snack, hard and crunchy on the outside, soft and yummy on the inside...
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Old 8th May 2019, 00:29
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"My, what big choppers you have."
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Old 8th May 2019, 00:29
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Ok. Cavity inspection complete. You can go through Customs now.
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Old 8th May 2019, 06:31
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"Out you get - you can't bring blades onboard."
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Old 8th May 2019, 06:45
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Whilst Roald Dahl's initial screenplay for You only live twice was liked, the Producers thought it needed a little more oomph...
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Old 8th May 2019, 06:45
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Yes, you do have quite an under bight...
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Old 8th May 2019, 06:48
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"Burrrrp.... D*mn Rotary Club Lunches"!
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Old 8th May 2019, 06:50
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"That's the last time that I get a chopper in my mouth". (…..and why aircraft and ships are called 'she').
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Old 8th May 2019, 07:24
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The Donald requests a easier way of getting from AF1 to Camp David. None of this messing about in the Beast
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Old 8th May 2019, 07:28
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Having received the Presidential Medal of Honour Tiger Woods needs to get back to tbe course course quick
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Old 8th May 2019, 07:30
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Sir Alan Sugar uses VIP charterto avoid the great unwashed
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