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Old 29th Apr 2019, 17:13
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What do you mean "Bit of a tight squeeze", have you been taking to Gladys from last night.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 17:15
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I know we captured it and they surrendered but what is it.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 17:21
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"Metric? Never heard of it!"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 17:49
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The barrack-room lawyer had pointed out that the prohibition of flying beneath bridges did not apply to flying through tunnels.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 17:57
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Airbus decide they need a wide-body as the basis for the Beluga.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:04
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Prisoners at Stalag Luft XXX construct an escape tunnel vehicle worthy of the RAF.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:26
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Airbus use the "Beluga" to transport the various assemblies, for the new European Fighter Aircraft.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:27
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Thanks to its wings being fastened to the side, the tail-plane and fin are redundant, so look how much weight we've saved!
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:40
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"Damn - we forgot to install the conveyor belt!"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:44
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Well that's solved the problem of issues with the undercarriage
or
BAE systems find the fixed price contract ran out before the wings and undercarriage were finished
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:47
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Knew it was not a good idea to park overnight in Liverpool
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:50
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(In German)

"MEN! It's very difficult to locate a Spitfire with searchlights, so for the purposes of the training exercise, both the searchlights and the Spitfire are immovable."
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:51
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Home plane sim builder gets a bit too realistic
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Drone flyer finds the controls realistic
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:52
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"If you won't radio for a ladder before they turn the fans on, I'm coming to sit on your lap"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:53
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Fighter Command find it safer this way when HRH Prince Philip pays a visit
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:54
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First tests of the Jet Spitfire with two ventral air intakes.
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 18:58
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Pilot: "And when I pull back on this stick, instead of the tailplane pointing the nose high in the air, those two big discs in the side of the wind-tunnel rotate the plane, and there's a really clever invention called MCAS that makes them stop before it rotates too far.... Ooops, where's he gone?"
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 20:20
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Someone said to get the prop in place for the next Captain America film... oh you mean that prop

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Old 29th Apr 2019, 20:42
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Owing to miss interpretation of the pictures taken overflying the Caspian Sea the Americans develop the Ekranoplan P51
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Old 29th Apr 2019, 21:23
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"This will confuse those who always say when you see a light at the end of the tunnel it might be a train coming the other way!"
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