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Old 27th Apr 2019, 06:47
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The Vatican seeks out those wearing a "Life of Brian 100 hours" badge.
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 08:50
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Damm climate changers and spilt superglue
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 09:50
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Spectacles,testicles, wallet, centre of the exposed target.
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 11:41
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John Cleese in his latest comic role as Reverend Father Ivor Biggun...
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 12:02
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"Line on the left, one set of cross-hairs each.."
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 12:54
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The firing squad promised not to miss this time
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 12:56
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Having missed on the church raffle the Rev descides not to miss this time
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 16:22
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We must aim to get everyone thinking the same way about our beliefs.

I know that what I believe is right.

Therefore everyone else must be wrong.

Therefore - they die!

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Old 27th Apr 2019, 17:50
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Praise the Lord and pass some ammunition
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 17:51
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The Arch-Deacon was shortly to be promoted to Cannon.
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 20:12
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Yay, though I walk through the valley of death, I shall fear no evil, for I am the meanest son of a bitch, in there.
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Old 27th Apr 2019, 20:18
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"Sh*t, out of ammo, pass the holy handgrenades"
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 00:27
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As farting in your general direction and references to paternal elderberries or maternal hamsters has had no effect, I must enact stronger measures...
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 06:48
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"Well, Corporal, the disguise is very good as far as the clothing goes, but the weapon rather gives the game away, don't you think?... Oh, and you'll need to spend the next ten years growing a beard."
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 06:53
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"Corporal Bloggs, when you were told to disguise yourself as a Taliban, perhaps you should have done a bit more research."
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 08:51
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During the Army recruitment day there was only 2 careers available, Machine gunner or Sheepdog
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 08:53
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At this point Hoskins regretted pressing the trigger but hitting the magazine eject button instead
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 14:20
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Owning to dwindling congregation numbers the Catholic church takes to desperate measures to keep their flock safe from Protestant rustlers
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 14:35
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Father Mauser decided the Easter Bunny had crossed a line in the sand when he ate his tulips this year!
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Old 28th Apr 2019, 16:58
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Doubting Thomas thinks he can leave early and I will not miss.
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