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Flammable material, filled with flammable liquid and flammble ammunition................... Only a complete moron would fly something like this. Anybody seen Hoskins ?
It's no good sir. The men are too afraid to go any higher on the ladders.. We've called for Fred Dibnah.
You know, it would be a bloody sight easier to lift into position without all those daft buggers sitting on it!
Those Wright chappies built their Flyer with only 4 helpers. We have 24 that's progress for you
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I hear those Americans carefully fly their old unwanted aircraft to the Arizona dessert to store them just in case they are needed. Here we just rip them apart at Kemble
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I hear those Americans carefully fly their old unwanted aircraft to the Arizona dessert to store them just in case they are needed. Here we just rip them apart at Kemble
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"Take some nails and bits of board, cobble them together and call it a Ford...."
They made aeroplanes too
They made aeroplanes too
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"Who's in charge of this Rabble, ohh that'll be the Wing Commander"
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"When you said I was being made a Wing Commander, one assumed one was being promoted Sir"
Ah 3 out of 4 wings. What does the MEL say?
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Having defeated the Red Baron, Captain Ball adapts the tri decker design
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Having improved the aircraft performance in climb and turn we need to invent the G Suit
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Having defeated the Red Baron, Captain Ball adapts the tri decker design
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Having improved the aircraft performance in climb and turn we need to invent the G Suit
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"Which idiot thought it was a good idea to stand the whole squadron on the top wing?
" HOSKINS, has anybody seen Hoskins? "
" HOSKINS, has anybody seen Hoskins? "
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Well done everybody - there were a good few chuckles along the way, but the winner of the CST is Buster with his take on a FOD search (we've all been there)….
Well done Buster. The CST will be on its way - once we've put the wings back on!