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Old 20th Mar 2019, 05:08
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The FTCO was very pleased with the standardisation training!
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 05:20
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With the next Presidential election looming, The Don organised a mass flight of Chemtrail planes to stupefy the population even further.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 07:18
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Ryanair premier the Pilotless Airplane showing they can fly 10 feet apart with full automation hail the new aircraft, the HAL9000, a complete success.
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As Brexit day finally arrives the Population of the UK all leave with Mrs May left to turnout the lights
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 07:25
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A side effect of the increase in traffic at Heathrow was the unexpected resignation of Heathrow Director and ATCO citing 'We are not robots'
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At least this way we cannot have another missing CVR and FDR

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Old 20th Mar 2019, 07:28
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At Heathrow the Aircraft Spotters all give up their hobby telling Sky News ,'There are no interesting aircraft any more
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 09:09
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"Sorry guys, but there's no way I'm going last again in this wake turbulence trial"
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 09:53
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No, I asked if you knew how to use the shutter, not stutter!
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 10:09
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En-route to the summit with President Trump, Kim Jong Un's personal bodyguard discovers that they can no longer run alongside and so have to improvise.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 10:19
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"Cleared take off, contact 13 ahead"
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 10:38
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Dot finally got the message and never made another noise complaint.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 11:41
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"We call it 'Sniper's Dream' formation!"
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 11:48
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"Seed Bird formation, change to loose battle".

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Old 20th Mar 2019, 12:08
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Having studied birds in flight this trial proves the last aircraft uses no fuel
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 12:10
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Why does no one wants to buy a house in Harmondsworth
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 12:11
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Still quieter than one VC10
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 12:21
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One's a real plane and the others are drones, called "wingman", and they take stress off the real pilot.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 12:37
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Ryan Air trial towing aircraft to reduce fuel budget.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 16:41
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Merging and spacing is truly achieved.

This is how we respond to the demise of the A380.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 16:45
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Competition for the 1700 time slot got a bit serious it would appear.
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Old 20th Mar 2019, 17:06
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Congestion? More runways? Nonsense!
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