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Old 4th Mar 2019, 15:22
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Nutloose has got the outboard motors on the ramp ready to go, thinks he can beat the channel crossing time set by Jezza Clarkson in a Toyota pick-up.

Ttfn
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 15:35
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"You did that on porpoise"
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 15:39
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There, I told you that hovering in ground effect was different to hovering in water effect, look at all that rain you've sucked down.
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 15:47
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Having been trained as a helicopter Pilot Sasless wants to see how to captain his 12 foot retirement cruiser on Lake Mead takes his crew on a fishing trip
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 15:51
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After the acoustic tiles were damaged on HMS Vengance, BAE look to a different concept for HMS Dreadnought's sonar stealth
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 18:17
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Thus was born the ONE point jet powered hydroplane . . .
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 18:56
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"Captain to crew. The smart ass humming the theme tune to Hawaii -5-O better cut it out NOW!".

"Ah wella, wella, everybody's heard about the bird, bird bird bird bird, bird is the word"

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Old 4th Mar 2019, 19:04
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But how else can we herd the 737 group in springtime ?

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Old 4th Mar 2019, 20:37
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The time has come...

Some terrific entries, but here goes:
  • 3rd - cargosales with
    "Very nice Hoskins, but the rest of us use loo roll"
  • 2nd - racedo with
    "Rotor faster, I hear banjos"
  • 1st - Treadigraph with
    " A Twenty-first Century return to Victorian values saw the development of technologically advanced bathing machines"
As a special bonus, SASless has volunteered to drop off the CST to you:


Let's hope he doesn't set fire to it...
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Old 4th Mar 2019, 21:52
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Oh gawd, another tongue-in-cheek comment taken seriously! I can't believe I beat Glenn Close... Thank you artee and I am deeply honoured to once again host the CST in Chateau Treads for a brief moment in time.

Now, will some kindly soul who is just itching to post a pic and judge the next worthy winner please take control?
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:03
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To keep up the helicopter theme please may I suggest

will be up for 48 hours so thinking caps....ON...



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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:20
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Ah, glamouflage!
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:26
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Camouflage for "Shadow Ops".
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:28
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Section Officer Harvey standing up-sun?
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:31
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So Private, do you recall what was happening just prior to the Nuclear blast?
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 08:49
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"So what is appropriate to put on my chopper, Sarge?"
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 10:19
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The pointy end goes towards the enemy.
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 11:40
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" I think the length of this deployment is getting to the painters,"
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 11:47
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"Now wash it off like the previous Chinook crew!"
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Old 5th Mar 2019, 11:51
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Hoskins was told if he looked out the rear window, people could see a great big ass.
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