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Old 28th Feb 2019, 15:22
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Skip, Base on the radio asking if we have that fault cleared yet? Call them back later tell them we are on track and should be able to take off in 2 days time and say we are terribly sorry can't be there for the annual Chaplin visit. Now ask the locals to send over more bait.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 16:26
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"The Skipper's already got a DFC - he's now trying to get a Distinguished Service Cross"!
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 16:27
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Cambridge come up with a new tactic in an attempt to win the boat race.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 17:20
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Originally Posted by NutLoose
"Ok, if we follow the canal back to the Waterwitch, we should be able to find our way back to the Station from there."


You need to know Odiham
Or Lancaster
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:16
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yep, that should do it, Chiefy said it needed a belly wash.

Ttfn
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:26
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HQ asking are we "Feet Wet yet"............................. Think something way above my feet is wet and causing me to talk in a high pitched voice.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:27
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Wokka SubSub doesn't have a good ring to it.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:29
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CDS claimed there is no Substitute for getting Naval Aviation closer to our Submersible colleagues. Think he meant in the mess.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:30
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Anybody bring the Beach Balls and LiLo's.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 18:31
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Hoskins interpretation of "Being sent on a fishing expedition to find enemy Subs" needs some reinterpretation.
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Old 28th Feb 2019, 19:52
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Hoskins looks out as Gibralter eperiance a particularly high tide and awaits the usual flack
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 08:54
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"When I said maintain 100 foot above ground level, one didn't expect one to include the seabed."
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 09:05
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Now we be talking like pirates.
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 09:23
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Well Hoskins you made a right pigs ear of that, you had better nip down the back and get the loadie to show you the golden rivet
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 09:59
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Post Brexit UK Fishing fleet.
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 10:01
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RAF's requirement for a new Puddle Jumper failed at the first hurdle.
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 10:13
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Rotor faster, I hear Banjo's
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 10:58
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"It is recommended that awareness of the tides be added to the training curriculum of helicopter crew."

OR

Time and Tide wait for no man.

OR

"It's summer and the warning notice only says, Beware, this area floods at spring tide."
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 11:04
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This being saltwater Skipper....we have created the World's largest flying Battery!
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Old 1st Mar 2019, 11:13
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I know the loadie's got a reputation for having a horse's bladder, but I wasn't expecting this when he asked us to land on...
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