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Old 13th Feb 2019, 20:37
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OK judging time, plenty of subtle innuendo this week, but the judge's fancy was tickled by...

Ascend Charlie with

"Did the Flight Engineer check the Flap Position Indicator?"

"Yes, but I wish he would warm his hands first!"

The CST is in the courier, over to you sir!
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Old 13th Feb 2019, 22:45
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Thanks Andy, try this: (and there were a lot of people who mis-identified that Catalina as a Twin Beaver)



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Old 14th Feb 2019, 00:10
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Buster gets his Annual Bath!
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 00:49
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Caption competition continues recent theme of “hose near aircraft”....
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 01:07
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Aussies take their passenger insect spraying seriously when Buster arrives back in country.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:05
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Thanks Andy, try this: (and there were a lot of people who mis-identified that Catalina as a Twin Beaver)
..and there were quite a few who misidentified that Soviet era Be-2 "Madge" as a Catalina!
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:06
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At Ayres Rock the SAS practise the 'Rescue downed airmen from the sea ' Drill
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Having been the longest in camp Mr Redknapp is helicoptered back to Brisbane
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:07
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The RAF Fire crews take firm action in order to protect the arena for their primary duty - the volleyball court.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:08
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SKY news chopper swoops low over the insurgents to rescue Kay Burley
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:10
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Fed up with the flack over #Brexit the PM takes up a less dangerous white knuckle ride
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:14
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Pilot escape drill from stalled helicopter with total engine seizure shows promise
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 07:21
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Having consumed one to many Martini"s Trapper John is denied boarding
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 08:07
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With the local swimming pool out of action, and the AOC's Inspection Team due to arrive, the Sqn had to improvise in order to carry out the required number of wet drills.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 08:35
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Dunno why you've got the hose out, I wouldn't pee on him if he was on fire.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 09:22
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Nutty learned his lesson & promised that he'd keep his sick bag handy next time.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 09:23
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Hose & drogue has come a long way since the 70's
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 09:24
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First envisaged in a Batman episode, the spray on shark repellent commenced trials just off Bondi Beach.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 10:18
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This should wake up Nutloose

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Old 14th Feb 2019, 10:21
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This'll teach ya to splash someone else's boots.
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Old 14th Feb 2019, 10:25
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The magic circle committee punish Bert for revealing how the Indian rope trick is performed
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