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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:02
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The new Coastal Command exhibit at Duxford was causing quite a stir.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:05
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This picture was attached to the MR and it aint a Tupolev.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:10
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Well Doris, that was a fart and a half, you not only incapacitated the pilot you blew your knickers clean off and shreded my frock
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:12
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At the Annual Spotter Convention in Andover, the recognition competition trophy was won by Alan who correctly identified Annabel and Rachael from the Big Beefy Burger van who attended RIAT on the Sunday.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:32
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"Sir, the approach was faultless but at the moment of landing I was suddenly distracted."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 09:35
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"Right, we both turn the propellor clockwise to start the engine."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:08
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Right. Lets go & find that Golden Rivet shall we?
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:08
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Hold it there Doris while I clean the bottom.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:11
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Nice props. ..

Ttfn
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:11
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Hmm, not as good as the 8 screws you get on a Shack.

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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:35
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"He said something about props and blow jobs, but I was too busy doing the latter to pay much attention."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:52
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"Thank god for all this plastic waste we got when the tide was in."
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 11:53
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"I call the left one Buster as it's never produced the goods"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 12:35
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Does my bum look big in this?
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 12:46
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Can you just turn a little to the left Daphne? There's a sea breeze building up, and the whistle is deafening me.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 12:56
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"I told you we mermaids shouldn't wave to pilots near the harbour when the tide is going out!"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 13:33
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"He took one look at my chapped nipples and said wait here, he's off to get his grease gun"
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:02
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Originally Posted by Traffic_Is_Er_Was View Post
Does my bum look big in this?
As you mention it, yes it does.
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:03
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ďThatís the last time Iím flying VolgaAir, I tell you!Ē
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Old 8th Feb 2019, 14:05
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