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Old 19th Jan 2019, 00:51
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"We'll get the new retaining pin delivered as soon as government shut down is over. Set fuel flow for Max Conserve"
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 03:22
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Midnight here.....and the Trophy is passed to Tashengurt for his very timely and accurate snipe......"Boss the wheels come off!"
"I know, now will you stop going on about bloody brexit?!"

Honorable Mention to Wensleydale and Andytug for their contributions.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 09:44
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Drat..

Well done Tash.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 10:55
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Cheers SASless!
On standard dad chores at the moment so I'll post tonight.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 11:52
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I called it early....suffering from a Sinus Infection and Sore Throat.....ugggggggh!
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 12:23
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SAS, considerations. If it is like mine it took 7-8 weeks with reoccurring effects. Leaning over liquid would just pour from my nose as if I had been swimming.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 12:54
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SAS, get well soon!
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 16:18
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Good health and happiness to everyone, as I celebrate my 25th Anniversary ...

... of retiring from the RAF, and indeed work. What fun it’s being!!
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 19:06
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Trouble with medical issues is that as as a retiree they are all pointless as I can't make a sicky call anymore. ...
get well soon ...SASless. waiting in comming
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 19:20
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Here you go then. Hopefully not been used before. Have at it!
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 19:23
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Alright Buster....we know you are in there!
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 19:46
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"Darling, stop hiding under that net and learn how to be a real man."
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 19:47
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Is that a tent pole or are you just pleased to see me?
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:18
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Someone heard a shout of "Ices" on the beach followed by an interrupted instruction to get "99", and so called the emergency services.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:20
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The new range of Burka swimwear caused a panic at the local beach.
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:30
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SASless rises off his sick bed to see what the fuss is all about
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Ain't half hot here mum
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cummon May you are wanted in Westminster
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:35
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Dr Who on her mid season holiday wonders what UNIT is up to
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SAS in Nairobi rescues the terrified hostages
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Kate Adie on her holidays keeps a eye out for strange events
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:39
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Blonde in bikini thinks "What's she got that I haven't?"
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:50
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The pervert patrol move in to arrest the bird spotter in the bird hide
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On the beach at St Martin the police round up the Spotters
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Old 19th Jan 2019, 20:52
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The pornhub camera man is discovered
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