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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 13:50
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Illya Kuryakin before his service in UNCLE
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Having displeased Stalin Red Ken wishes for a quiet life in the Labour Party
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On Guard duty in Red Square Vasilli wonders just how low that Cesna will get
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 13:59
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That's not the correct stance for attention you 'orrible little man. Said the RSM on secondment
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 14:01
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It was revealed in Moscow today that as well as copying the plans of Concorde so that they could produce the Tu-144, they had also managed to build a duplicate of Audie Murphy.
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 14:34
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"Excuse me Comrade Sgt, the pull through is stuck"
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 16:36
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Another visit to Salisbury? Are you sure that would be wise, Comrade?
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 18:06
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Ivan come here - I have just downloaded the latest audio magazine!
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 18:20
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Sergi wanting to be invalided back from the Eastern front decides he needs a 'proper ' wound. None of this 2 pencils up the nostrils, underpants on his head shouting 'wibble'

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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 19:11
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"Those ear rings are to die for!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 20:33
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Originally Posted by ShyTorque View Post
Getting a round in, Soviet style.
can you hear me mother?
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 21:18
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Thinks: "There must be some way to make this weapon into a comfortable seat."
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Old 22nd Jan 2019, 23:59
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Comrade Uri Geller shows how stroking his magazine he could make it bend.
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 00:34
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I'm not sure why Comrade Putin made me the White House Spetznatz bodyguard for Barron Trump, but I kinda like being around Ivanka...
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 00:50
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"No Comrade, it's in the barrel, not on the barrel"
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 00:50
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"I can hear the sea"
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 02:59
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Having failed to win any awards General Morgan considers the honorable thing to do
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 03:06
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Having seen the photograph of his Grandfather from WW2 Putin had photoshopski add a couple of medals, square jaw, good looks, clean cut, with a firm steely gaze and so fake news was born
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 09:00
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Thinks ... "Oh, Sergeant Krupkin is soooo handsome."
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 10:35
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Ear today, gone tomorrow.
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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 12:48
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And if I send this selfie to Section Officer Harvey, you said that she will send back a similar shot of herself in combat webbing??

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Old 23rd Jan 2019, 17:41
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I hear animal fur is going out of fashion ... dammit.
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