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Old 28th Apr 2008, 10:04
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The introduction of the Sentinel rear-crew simulator had been a trifle rushed.
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Old 28th Apr 2008, 11:05
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Eager spotters were a little disappointed to find that efforts to sanitise the Nimrod R.1 for static display had clearly gone somewhat further than gaffer-taped bin-bags over the odd bit of role equipment.
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Old 28th Apr 2008, 11:28
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"Seatbelt? Why you need seatbelt? We crash, you die."
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Old 28th Apr 2008, 13:09
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The MRA4 promises to allow the standard inflight catering to be lade out buffet style.
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Old 28th Apr 2008, 16:48
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Secrets of Virgins 'Upper Class' finally uncovered!
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Old 28th Apr 2008, 22:43
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With the poor take up of PAYD, the contractors sold of the messes, and made the RAF utilise the AT fleet as an alternative dining facility.
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Old 29th Apr 2008, 09:26
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Class 4b were not looking forward to the spin teach.
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Old 1st May 2008, 02:44
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"Are you really suggesting that we can put new engines and wings on a dozen of these, and charge 4 billion? That's an awful lot of whippets"

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Old 1st May 2008, 11:11
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You think this is basic. Wait till you've seen the cockpit.
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Old 2nd May 2008, 13:15
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Ok, time to move on - and the winner is.....

Pohm1 with..

'The Russian public were overwhelmed when Aeroflot revealed their A380 first class cabin.'

Well done, over to you...
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Old 3rd May 2008, 04:20
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Ok, here's this weeks offering, if its been done before, I'm sure you shrinking violets won't be backwards in coming forwards to let me know.



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Old 3rd May 2008, 08:18
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In other words, let me know which of these shrinking violets is backward in coming?
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Old 3rd May 2008, 09:27
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Little did private Jack Torvill and private Christopher Dean know that only a sex change and a pair of ice skates were all that stood between them and fame..

Or

The moment Private Higgings won the VC for removing a midget sub lieutenant thus allowing the officer to breath
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Old 3rd May 2008, 11:07
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The demonstration of 'Life in the Royal Navy' has Lieutenant Wales wishing he had stayed in the Army.
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Old 3rd May 2008, 12:17
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Jones and Smith enjoy thinking up new moves for the Hokey Cokey
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Old 3rd May 2008, 13:52
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Ok thats the handles sorted, where do we stick the barrows wheel?
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Old 3rd May 2008, 16:31
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Old 3rd May 2008, 16:37
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Bad Lads Army 2008 explores how recruits from Brighton experienced National Service Training.
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Old 3rd May 2008, 18:25
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Old 3rd May 2008, 21:08
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