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Old 11th Jan 2019, 18:53
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Attention all- the reddish colored FOX is the target for today. Do NOT shoot the lighter colored hounds ... or those on horses !
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 19:27
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"Should we be wearing helmets?"

"F**k that. It's hot and only a photo-shoot. Nobody will notice anyway."
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Old 11th Jan 2019, 20:17
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Sarge why are we all facing this way? Well we are not allowed to turn round and not see what is not there that we are not protecting

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Old 11th Jan 2019, 23:39
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"OK, so when he opens the bog door open fire, he'll sh*t himself !"
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Old 12th Jan 2019, 00:38
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We learned this from the Roman Legions, I think it's called the Tortoise.
Really? And how'd that work out for the Romans?
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Old 12th Jan 2019, 02:27
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Bloggs did not fully grasp the significance of Marge saying she was going to tell her Brothers about his roaming hands!
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Old 12th Jan 2019, 06:34
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Landrover salesmen seek foreign orders after being told not to use bribery.
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Old 12th Jan 2019, 12:14
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Alright chaps, time's up.

As usual you naughty lot outdid yourselves, so after much deliberation (aided by beer) these are the results:

3rd place:
622 with
Yes Sir, I can read their sign now...it says 'We are behind you'

2nd place:
Ascend Charlie with
"They are not responding to the loudhailer, so put up the big sign that says "Show us your t!ts"

And the winner is:
cattletruck with
"The general will not pay your bribe and wants his Windows 10 computer unlocked right now".
Take it away!

Well done everybody!
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Old 12th Jan 2019, 17:31
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Originally Posted by andrewmcharlton View Post
"OK, so when he opens the bog door open fire, he'll sh*t himself !"
Reminds me of a campsite in France on Bastille Day. There was a rather splendid toilet block in traditional fortress style. Come the evening we gathered around the pool for the festivities. The toilet block was in darkness and tapped off but this did not stop a German camper.

The festivities started with red flares lighting up the toilet at the same time as the puzzled German emerged. Moments later all hell broke out as the Bastille was besieged. 😀
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Old 13th Jan 2019, 17:39
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Caption waiting for picture....
Man with Indian accent named Mr Smith from Leicester calls Cattletruck asking to sort his computer for him
(Sorry withdrawal symptons)
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 00:43
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 01:37
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https://media.giphy.com/media/tXL4FHPSnVJ0A/giphy.gif
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 02:21
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https://media.giphy.com/media/MTv0uU...12dl/giphy.gif
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 08:25
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Its Cattletruck, he says he is trapped in the loo, can someone bring a screwdriver and get him out
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 08:34
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Vich vun off you ist Danny Boy?
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 08:47
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"Ja Ja...It vorks viff all ze gurls, I tell zem I hav a beeg knob"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 08:51
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"Is is Herr Chamberlain in Grossbrittanien. . He says they are at war with Germany."

"Someone had better tell the Fuhrer at once."
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 08:58
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"You SURE you don't know where Gilligan and Maryanne are? The Skipper behind you is very angry!"
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:20
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"He keeps saying Negger, ve have gott it.......... nein ve can't have zat in zer film.."
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Old 14th Jan 2019, 09:22
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"She says she vill resign if she does not get zer backing"
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