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Old 29th Feb 2008, 19:05
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"Welcome to Relate's psychosexual clinic, Mr Bloggs. Now, could you start by telling me a little more about this fetish of yours began?"
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 19:15
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"No, Sir Glenn...I am your father..."
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 20:59
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Major Zork Brebblebax, USAF, 2nd in command 51st Area Aircraft Evaluation Flight, Groom Lake Nevada caused something of a stir when he attended his first press briefing, near his base near to the Tonopah Test Range, Nevada last night.
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Old 29th Feb 2008, 23:17
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Judging Monday pm - keep em' coming !
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Old 1st Mar 2008, 08:55
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Old 1st Mar 2008, 21:37
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The latest JTAC helmet would enable HRH to finish his tour in the 'stan without fear of being outed by the Spam Gutter Press.
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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 00:37
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"Nope them aliens were fine, didn't harm me at all."
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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 13:24
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The highly classified EWOS paper had stated that electromagnetic emissions from the Sentinel R1's SLAR were well within safe limits, but some 5 Sqn crew members retained nagging doubts.

or:

Squadron Leader Bloggs' wife wondered whether her husband was using his new iPhone a little more often than was strictly wise.

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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 13:56
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"Arrggh GET IT OFF, GET IT OFF MEEE!!!!"
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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 14:53
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OK darling, I'm ready to change her nappy now!
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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 15:07
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......some bloody idiot yelled "TRICEROTOPS!".....and instantly Pprune morphed into his 'power ranger' form.
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Old 2nd Mar 2008, 18:24
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After Harry's stint in Helmand Raf drafts in Stig for Iraq
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Old 3rd Mar 2008, 15:43
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Ok...here we go...

In Third Place
S76Heavy with:
"Despite Official denials, our source in the RAF has produced evidence that there is an issue with CRT radiation"

In Second Place
PingDit with:
OK darling, I'm ready to change her nappy now!

But the winner is
Dan D'air with:
Despite his best efforts, no amount of Gucci kit could hide the fact that he had been absolutely mullered in the mess the previous evening.

Well done - over to you.
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Old 5th Mar 2008, 00:04
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Please, sir, I'd like some more.....caption photo, that is......
 
Old 5th Mar 2008, 06:34
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Ok...time is up.

Time for second place to step in....

Over to you PingDit

(Judging by Dan D'air)
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 16:49
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Thank you!! Am chuffed to bits to be able to compete in such exalted company!

Will post a photo when I get home tonight if that's ok.

DD.

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Old 6th Mar 2008, 17:28
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I have just noticed your location Dan, so I would like to point out that I was in no way 'Northernist' when I picked a winner. All entries were seriously considered - including all those from flat cap wearing, whippet owning black pudding munchers..
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 19:43
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Ok, Dan D'air is still 'out of town' , but has been in touch to ask me to post on his behalf, so here goes...



Dan D'air still to judge !
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 20:00
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How fast do we need to go for a RAM air start?
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Old 6th Mar 2008, 21:31
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When we get to 120 knots everybody down and let it go past..
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