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Old 18th Sep 2018, 09:39
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I can't see "Piss off Biggles" painted on the roof. NAV!
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 10:39
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 10:46
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These bloody low aeroplanes... I've had enough! I've seen a very cheap cottage in Wales, not far from Machynlleth. Should be nice and quiet there...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:03
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Hello boss!
I think I can smell a rabbit
Give me a moment, I just want to roll in this fox cr*p
Where are we going?
Can you smell that rabbit?
Where's my toy?
WHAT THE FARK WAS THAT?!?!?
Wait a moment, I just need to lick my balls
Are we going to the top of the hill?
Are you sure you can't smell that rabbit?
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:06
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Ok, prepare to drop the load of rubber dog****, that might get the neighbours to get rid of the damned thing.
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:07
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"Signal 617 that we have located their mascot"
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:09
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The Amazon drone concept rapidly grew into a full blown airborne delivery system, "Ok No 22 on the nose, prepare the fridge freezer for dropping"
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:11
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"Look it says here, drop the agent orange on the run in to the orange marker boards"
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:12
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No no Fido, I said "W*****s!", not "Walkies!"...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 11:24
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Too close for missiles, switching to bouncy ball...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 12:11
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"I thought walking ones dog involved walking with it boss, not just chasing it around a field"
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 13:11
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BEagle returning from deployment
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 13:24
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Farmer John gets help for his old sheepdog Shep to round up the animals from his pals in the RAF
or
Shep thinks ' Bonio delivery at last'
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 13:25
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Unless you pull up mate, we'll be the Hull of Kintyre!
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 13:58
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"Flo, there's a Hurricane Warning on the wireless! I wonder when it will get here?"

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Old 18th Sep 2018, 13:58
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Successful use of the Fulton Recovery System had never been more urgent...
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 14:14
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"Terrain, Terrain !!" ..... "Wot's 'e talkin' abart ? - yon's no terrier, ............
'tis only an old black Lab !"
 
Old 18th Sep 2018, 15:00
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Setting the scene....North Korean President visits Scotland's First Minister and is taken on a day tour of the Highlands

Nicola . We are stopping for lunch what do you fancy?
Young Fat Wun. I see Dog Burger
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 17:49
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"Now we can't fly through Tower Bridge, I like to squeeze the fuselage between those two chimneys. It's got this massive advantage compared with London, because there won't be anyone here with a camera."
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Old 18th Sep 2018, 17:50
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"... and if the roof appears to be red, then we are below the glide-slope."
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