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"When I said I want that young lady to run me about again in a sidecar and I would like it topless, I didn't mean the sidecar!"
The early days when Peter Sellers conjured images of a different kind of Pink Pussy!
Avoid imitations
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"Bertie was very happy with the transport arrangement until he heard that Mavis was down the NAAFI boasting that she had a Flight Lieutenant as her bit on the side".
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"Ron Mael, eccentric keyboard player for the pop group "Sparks", arrives in style for a 1940s themed gig".
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"Ron Mael, eccentric keyboard player for the pop group "Sparks", arrives in style for a 1940s themed gig".
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"Why am I checking my pulse rate...? We clipped the CO's MG, knocked the Staish off his bicycle and, even worse, ran over Mr Warwick's prize rhubarb..."
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"It's nice to have a Triumph between my legs Sir"
"Yes, I was just thinking that myself"
"Yes, I was just thinking that myself"
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Pre-departure checks included ensuring the Gin dispenser on the handlebars was full.
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"It's a Girl's life in the Royal Sidecar Corps"
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It's no use trying to look innocent Sir, I knows it was you wot undid me bra strap, though 'ow yer managed it beats me...
Bouncing along the cobblestones beside Mabel, Bertie made use of the first iteration of the HOTAS principle - Hands Over Testicles And Stiffy.
Depending on how Mabel arranged her skirt when mounting the machine, Bertie was sure he could hear a whistle at approximately 40 mph.
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thinks ... “It’s bad enough letting girls drive. Thank God they’ll never let them near aeroplanes.”
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thinks ... “Hmm, two arificial legs. Is that kinky or what?”
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“Acetylene lamps?”
”Don’t be personal, Sir!”
”Don’t be personal, Sir!”
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"The Staish wasn't keen on having a flag on his staff bike after being told he was supposed to walk along in front waving it."
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