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Old 27th Jul 2018, 22:50
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 02:00
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The red moon has a strange impact on flying tonight

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PA Announcement. 'please do not be alarmed at anything you see outside, but if you have any suggestions as to WTF?'

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Update to 'Aircrash Investigation' on BA9 does nothing to calm Nervous Flyers

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Now this should make the flying display at Farnbourgh 2018 more interesting

or ( last one for today)

Now you know what the big red button in the cockpit with attached label 'DO NOT TOUCH ' does
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 02:18
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FO to jumpseater, Yah the Captain used to be a fighter pilot.
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 02:19
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From the right side of the cockpit "I want my Mommy !"
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 07:23
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 11:48
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Meanwhile, somewhere near Bermuda.....
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 14:21
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Scriptwriters on the X - Files take a team bonding trip

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Damm weather radar is playing up again. Stupid thing says that sky's are clear with only slight drizzle

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Moses decides that Jeremy Corbyn on his hol's needs to be taught a lesson

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Old 28th Jul 2018, 17:33
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"I think it's Ectoplasm, and there'a a medium on board has just contacted her Control !"

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"the microwave timer in the Galley is on the blink again !"
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 18:34
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“Was that you!?”
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 19:10
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"Er... Red 7, everyone else is still flying Hawks, you know...."
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Old 28th Jul 2018, 19:33
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"Eh, Pierre, ze bleu smoke ees on ze blink again, ze President will not be 'appy!"

Judging tonight Oz time.
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 03:19
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Hey Skipper...you know that song 'Smoke on the Water'?"
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 09:08
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OK, honourable mention to C52:
"It's called Stealth Technology. We disguise the aircraft as a small thunderstorm."
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Michael O'Leary's idea of allowing passengers to vape on board flights for a small charge was one of his more successful scams marketing ideas
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 14:18
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Cool.... well, I promised Big Pistons Forever a shot at it, to correct his last win, so I will let him know, sorry for the delay and thanks
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 15:39
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 16:33
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"Errm... Errm... How shall I explain what the helmet is really used for?"
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 17:33
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"Yes - that thing would scare the crap out of me, too !"
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:15
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Iceman... Iceman... I was only kidding when I said you have a remarkably small appendage... honest!
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:47
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“I feel The Need ... for a Navigator/WSOP”
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Old 29th Jul 2018, 18:49
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