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"Ahhh your pilot has just arrived, I can hear him throwing up below"
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I hope you enjoyed the flight Ma'am, but, the Pilot has asked me to remind you that whilst your efforts were admirable, this isn't a crop duster.
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"And please refrain from using the toilet whilst standing on the station as the pilot gets rather wet"
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"Yes, we have a 100% safety record, we have never left anyone up there................. mind you, we have killed a few on landing"
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"Your husband asks if you wouldn't mind holding these clay pigeons so that he can get a bit of practice in while you are doing your flypast."
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“Don’t be embarrassed, Danny ... get your head out of the cockpit and just fly it.”
And when the pilot calls out 'You have control' the correct response is ' I have control' not 'AAAARRRRGGGGHHHH SSSHHHHIIIITTTT'
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Yes there is nothing to be afraid off, these are the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Sunglasses
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Yes there is nothing to be afraid off, these are the Hitch Hikers Guide to the Galaxy Sunglasses
"...and if the pilot scares the cr@p out of you, be comfortable in the knowledge that the funnel we rigged up will deliver it directly to him via that silver pipe above the cockpit. Revenge is not sweet, but smelly"