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Old 21st Jun 2018, 15:11
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 15:13
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There I was, nothing on the clock bu...... Ohh wait, clocks haven't been invented yet... there I was..........
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 16:01
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Sh1t, this bag was for Calcutta, Never mind if we wait say 50 years they can all collect the mail in person
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 16:17
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Sorry Sir Charles, said the station Manager, but the return will be delayed as there is no rested crew available
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 16:33
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 16:52
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"Next time Hinkler says how much fan-mail he gets, I'll tell I'm - I'll say -

"YOU CALL THAT FAN-MAIL? - THIS IS FAN-MAIL!" "
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 18:08
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The AAIB's Investigation discovered the Cart Loaders also were responsible for calculating W & B data for the fatal flight.
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 19:50
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Glum looking bloke in flat cap, just right of centre:

"Bolleaux. I thought we had a deal with customs so they didn't look there"
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 21:55
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Pilot Nigel Worthington-Smyth takes hold of this years crop of Jersey Royals for export across the Empire.
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 21:59
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"It was a bumpy ride, damn these sick bags are heavy."
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 22:00
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"If you hold on Miss Earhart I will pop your bags in the plane."
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 23:11
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Captain Percy Hyphen-Smyth, the world renown Panty Thief, seemed a bit giddy at being caught red handed trying to shift his ill gotten gains to his new duty station.
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Old 21st Jun 2018, 23:48
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"Hey, ask Hu Funkin Shat if these rubber dog turds we are flying out of Hong Kong are supposed to be so squishy?"
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 00:06
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"That's right Sir, we insist on offering value for money, so even on such a short hop as Croydon to Paris, we insist on sending their luggage via Dehli"
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 05:56
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The new Cabin Baggage Inspector found that looking like Hitler provided outstanding results!
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 07:34
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Edward G Robinson, scowling in the back in his tilted cap, was doubly annoyed: he was put in the back of the photo, and when he decided to go to Hollywood to audition for the movies, he found that Smithy took him to Australia. ("You dirty rat...")
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 08:38
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The Marham CO legs it with the money, before the enthusiasts get uppity.
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 10:05
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One trolley for bags coming off the aircraft, and one trolley for the bags which are to go on.
What could possibly go wrong?
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 11:35
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Great train robbery my [email protected] this is the great plane robbery
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Old 22nd Jun 2018, 11:37
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Lord Lucan"s voice from the mail sack 'Are we there yet'
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