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Old 22nd May 2018, 21:15
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UK's Brexit strategy is so far underwater I thought I would visit it.
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Old 23rd May 2018, 10:07
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Wow, I bet Teddy Kennedy wished he had one of these!
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Old 23rd May 2018, 12:13
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"There, you can see how far the Russian reserves have sunk"
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Old 23rd May 2018, 15:54
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“I’m not sure that ‘Balls’ is an appropriate name.”
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Old 23rd May 2018, 20:33
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Now... where did we stash the Novichok?
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Old 23rd May 2018, 23:04
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Do you think it wise to wait until its submerged before telling him it's the new K-19?
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Old 24th May 2018, 08:26
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"So show me again this 'Crazy Ivan'"
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Old 24th May 2018, 08:33
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Life is but a bubble, floating on a sea of time.

There's no point Russian through it.
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Old 24th May 2018, 12:37
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Vlad demonstrates the depths that he will sink to in order to stay in power.
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Old 24th May 2018, 13:25
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Opening scene from budget film version of Jerome K Jerome's book 'Three men in a boat'.
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Old 24th May 2018, 14:48
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The new Russian “Royal Yacht” lacked the gravitas of HMY Britannia.
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Old 24th May 2018, 18:35
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Old 24th May 2018, 20:46
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I'll judge it now, so we can get another Cap Com started for the weekend.

Runner up is Ascend Charlie
[QUOTE 10153322]"A little late on the roundout, Hoskvitch!"[/QUOTE]
(Well one of those round out puns was bound to get a mention sooner or later.)

And the winner is Buster Hyman
[QUOTE 10153347]Whilst driving over the new Crimea Bridge, Putin asks to meet the Engineers...[/QUOTE]

Over to you Buster.
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Old 25th May 2018, 08:38
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Oh, I'm honoured. Always a pleasure to welcome the CST back to my place!!!

Now, we've had a good crack at the usual suspects, so it's probably time to honour the only man who has made the North Koreans seem like a reasonable bunch...

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Old 25th May 2018, 08:57
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And then I said to Kim, "son, move over, I'm taking over as the Clown Prince..."
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Old 25th May 2018, 09:38
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"Hey, what's yer name, pull my finger!"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:10
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"SO if I pull your finger will you spew forth more sh*te from your mouth?"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:12
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"Melania ? I brought her along with me, here have a sniff"
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:16
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"I intend to deport all foreigners...My wife?..... why do you think i am doing it."
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Old 25th May 2018, 10:24
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