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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:35
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 12:48
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:02
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:03
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"WIWOL's"





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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:05
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"He is a shadow of his former self, but I put that down to flatulence, either that, or he has sprung a leak."
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:07
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The hostesses love him, they say it's like shagging on an air bed."
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:32
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It's alright Doctor, I told Elaine not to give him a love bite...
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 13:41
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"He's having an out of body experience"
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 14:40
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And the Oscar for the best-looking inflatable sex doll goes to - envelope, please - OTTO PILOT!
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 15:19
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"So what's all this then?"
"Well, it's called a cockpit & it's where we control he aircraft...look, to be totally honest with you, we don't get many Management Pilots up here..."
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 16:25
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"Why do you call it the round the World flyer programme when we are only on the shuttle to Belfast?"

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Old 10th Apr 2018, 17:32
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 20:51
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UBER has been in contact, please can they have their cab back?
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 20:53
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Well yes I am taking this in to attack the bridge, we are coming out the sun so they wont see us
Why do you ask?
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Old 10th Apr 2018, 21:06
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"He's also an Air Training Corps instructor during his time off."
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 00:52
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"How he survived is a miracle!"
"Oh, so Howie survived?"
"No, we lost Howie."
"Over Macho Grande?"
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 09:54
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So which one of us is called O'Leary?
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 14:16
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He says his last Captain was Sully. Says this time he's taking no chances.
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 14:46
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Old 11th Apr 2018, 20:49
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So what instrument are you on?
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