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Old 30th Mar 2018, 10:20
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Honest Sir, there was this St Bernard with a little barrel...
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 11:51
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Reformed Mountain rescue team after the removal of the SWO from their ranks, it was found his "Get off my fecking Grass" was hindering early rescue attempts.
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 12:55
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Why Royal Air Force? Without air in the tyres, we can't go anywhere."
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 13:30
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Although it looked good on the annual report, the Lincolnshire and Norfolk Mountain Rescue Team didn't get a lot of work to do....
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 14:54
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CAPCOM ("BOGOF")


[#47582]: "Well, they seem to have got high on something all right !"

[#47561]: "Can you hear me, mother ?"
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 15:08
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The cast of On the Buses win a BAFTA!
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 15:49
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"It's because the budget no longer reaches to a helicopter, Sir....."
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Old 30th Mar 2018, 16:18
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The follow-up series to Dad's Army started off all right . . . . . but it soon went downhill!

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Old 30th Mar 2018, 23:09
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Right lads... as they top numpties are scaling back on MR due to budget cuts.. we might as well start practicing our 'Full Monty' routine now.

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Old 31st Mar 2018, 01:11
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Yes, I know we are in the UK, so 'mountain' is used in the poetic sense.
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 07:38
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"We're mountain men, and we like mountin' women."
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 07:54
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After many attempts, the RAC finally got one of the Landrovers moving.
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 08:54
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Not a caption, but a thank you Nutloose for the hint and tip, will give it a go in the middle of the night to do a full size picture
Ta Kiltrash
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 09:16
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The Mountain Rescue boys were proud of their shove-ha'penny team, until one day they were drunk under the table by the local Brownies 2nd Reserves in a friendly match.
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 10:00
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I’m a Mountain Recue chap & I’m okay,
I sleep through the night & I work all day...
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 19:18
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The "Mole Hill Minstrel Show" gears up for the YMCA Lip Sync competition.
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 21:42
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The grand old Duke of York,
He had 10 servicemen,
He marched them up the top of a hill,
And marched 9 down again.
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Old 31st Mar 2018, 23:08
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Transmission Garbled

#57561 (Sir Richard Burton) "Come in, Elizabeth, can you hear me?"
[Sounds of static punctuated by unintelligible commentary followed by pulse of lightning] "What did you say, Dear? Are you imitating a rooster? Cock-a-doodle-doo! I say, is that what you said?"
[More static] "No Richard! See #47582! [Hissing and spluttering] Last night I said Any cock'll doo..."
Enter Death Smiling, Stage Left

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Old 1st Apr 2018, 01:52
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Photo taken just before the memorial service for the Royal Navy Mountain Rescue team, all of whom drowned when their Landrovers sank.
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Old 1st Apr 2018, 06:48
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Inaugural members of the newly formed RAF Mountain Rescue Team proudly display the section Crest, failing to note however, the typo in their motto: "Leave No Man's Behind"
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