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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 16:05
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Agent Orange trials found to be particularly efficient
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Old 22nd Mar 2018, 16:07
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The tree hugging society of Canada protect their straight tall trees from the hoards of Scotsmen looking for cabers
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 08:21
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The US Army blamed poor morale for different platoons appearing to be poles apart.
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 08:22
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The students at the US army motor racing school are shown how to achieve pole position.
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 08:24
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In 1912, the US Army claims to have beaten Admundsen to the South Pole....
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 08:25
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US Ranger "Escape a Bear" training.
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Old 23rd Mar 2018, 20:06
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Primus (as in earliest) inter pares:

ShyTorque

"Anyone stuck a dollar bill in your garter yet?"

"Nope!"

"Me neither!"


Congratulations!

[ My own entries would have been:

1) Something about the Grand Old Duke of York
and
2) General: "You know, no matter how hard I try, I can't get the men at street level to look up, but when I send the Ladies Regiment up the trees, it's the easiest thing in the world. I wonder why that is....."
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 08:51
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MOD Claim they have enough ships to also provide Carrier escort questioned as HMS Belfast pressed back into service
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 09:56
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Nutty welcomes Buster off QF9
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 14:41
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There's something pretty rough down that Aussie cricketers trousers!
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 18:52
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Archbishop of Canterbury adds to the Marriage Vows
'If you don't expect anything you won't be dissapointed '

(Cummon C52 getting withdrawal symptons)
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 19:32
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OK, let's re-award to Icare9:

The Signal Section hadn't quite understood how the telephone was to replace their semaphore equipment.
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 20:57
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C52,

Many thanks (and sorry for being tardy with a response - busy times)! What a bizarre picture, btw!

Unfortunately I have just discovered that I no longer have the ability to post a photo. I'd be grateful if some one else could do the honours on my behalf while I sort this out.
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 22:27
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Angel Have a Go at This, Ladies and Gents

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Old 25th Mar 2018, 22:39
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To a toddler: "And this is why we always look where we're going, and NEVER try to walk backwards."
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 22:40
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"Get me back - I forgot my thermal vest!"
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 22:53
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Give us a kiss Sarge!
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Old 25th Mar 2018, 23:09
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Officer to senior Officer: "Don't worry, Sir, we have a Safety Case, and the Risk Assessment was carried out diligently."

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Old 25th Mar 2018, 23:32
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"but most importantly, before you jump, you must......"
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Old 26th Mar 2018, 00:04
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Why did you open the blxxxx ramp???
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