Caption competition

[NutLoose]

"There must be an easier way to push these in rather than jumping up and down on them"

[Kiltrash]

The Illinois Fire Department while waiting for a 'shout' get in some training to rescue cats stuck up trees when no ladder is available

[Kiltrash]

Man at the top with both hands in the air....

' I'm the king of the castle, your a dirty wee rascal'

[Kiltrash]

In the days of sailing ships trainees show their heads for heights before being posted to the Crows Nest

[andytug]

The Canadian Navy is forced to improvise "Manning The Mast" for the Royal Visit when it is discovered too late that they have no masts available...

[Penny Washers]

This is nothing whatsoever to do with odd blokes up trees.

It is in fact an attention-seeking advert for Akubra hats.

[Danny42C]

"Nearer, my God, to Thee ?"

[Danny42C]

"No - it's just that a crocodile has escaped from the zoo next door - and it hasn't been fed yet!"

[Buster Hyman]

Okay, well I guess that covers the old question about changing a light bulb then.

[cattletruck]

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[Wensleydale]

Capt Custer was beginning to think that the US Cavalry's annual "Look like an Orangutan" contest was beginning to get a bit stale.

[Kiltrash]

Doubts are cast over the accuracy of Bald Eagle eggs in nests after the RSPB is accused of over manning the annual count

[NutLoose]

The USMC oratory society hold their first mast debators gathering.

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

What has to be done at Graduation Day photos, when the photographer forgets to bring his wide-angle lens.

[Kiltrash]

Amid persistent rumours that the fence round Lakenheath was to be made spotter proof, Paddyboy and friends look to be creative

[Buster Hyman]

The rarely heard, fourth verse of the Lumberjack song was a sight to behold!

[Traffic_Is_Er_Was]

Contestants from "The Biggest Loser: Camp Pendleton" use their old trouser belts to stage a graphic demonstration of their progress so far.

[c52]

judging Friday evening. I have no chance of choosing the single best entry as there are so many wonderfully imaginative ideas.

[pasta]

They'd never seen anyone pole dancing before, but it seemed to be fairly straightforward...

[Kiltrash]

Agent Orange trials found to be particularly efficient