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Old 19th Feb 2018, 19:04
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Apres ski le demob...
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 19:40
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Oh dear, seems like a white out, the picture has vanished
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 19:49
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'GLIDER 90' now seeks information on the coefficient of friction under these conditions, and where the skis are stored in Readiness ...
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 20:12
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 20:32
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...and all because the President likes a cigar...
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 20:57
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The Regiment Pipebomb relay team reckoned that the handicap they had been given was a bit over the top
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 21:33
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In the Army we do ski-jumping the proper way, without a slope and with a run-up.
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 21:51
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Greenpeace demand that Bambi gets her own personal Protection squad
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 21:54
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Actually I am totally OK with this. The last time I lost a bet with the RSM I had to wear a totoo all day !
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 21:57
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Don't you think that when they get 'on op' that white camouflage would be a better idea?
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 22:01
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Having decided that procuring a Taxi in Barcelona was a bad idea West Brom players have to find a different way back to the hotel
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 22:09
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The Marines have to improvise beachstorming when HMS Ocean is taken out of service
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Old 19th Feb 2018, 22:11
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At the first changeover on the Biathlon relay team Nutty and Buster realize they have forgotten their rifles
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Old 20th Feb 2018, 00:20
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...and they ride their bicycles with them, too.
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Old 20th Feb 2018, 09:25
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You can tell from the camo colours and the skis - they are about to be posted to a desert location.

Just a thought - would skis work on loose sand?

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Old 20th Feb 2018, 10:09
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"put your right leg in, your right leg out, you do the hokey cokey and you turn about..."
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HOSKINS! BLOGGS!!! What have I told you about wearing Cleats in the Gymnasium???
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...why they are called "Russki"
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Old 20th Feb 2018, 13:23
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Just off camera to the right was the winner, President Putin, bare chested wrestling a Russian Bear as a handicap
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