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Old 1st Dec 2017, 17:40
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Doreen had reached that age when fighter pilots look so young...
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 17:43
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In mitigation, Mr Harris then provided historic photographic evidence to explain his behaviour.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 18:55
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A shortage of vinegar during the War led to other means of flavouring chips.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 20:01
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And thereafter he was known as PPRuNe.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 20:34
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:08
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"Oh look - he's got a nut loose"!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:43
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Baby Mallory shows off his big wing to the ladies.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:43
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Doris. I found your ring.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:47
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After experiencing his devastating effects first hand, the girls from the WJAC were keen to suggest breaking the ban on chemical weapons and dropping baby Nutty behind enemy lines.
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:49
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Sixty years on....Buster would only dream of being naked with a room full of adoring young Women!
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Old 1st Dec 2017, 21:52
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...but true to Busters luck, it was the same women, now in their 80's!!!
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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 11:53
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"He's the one that swallowed that bullet - don't point him at me !"
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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 13:30
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Now who does that remind you of? I think it is the spitting image of the young pilot, what was his name?

Danny?



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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 14:23
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Members of the WRAF School of Cosmetic Dentistry try to find out the meaning of that well known phrase "winkle up."
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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 15:20
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The Girls overlooked in time there would some of their Sisters that would want to murder this baby boy....and that at least one probably would do so very slowly over a period of decades.
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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 17:29
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"Well, it's all very interesting and entertaining, but what has this got to do with my training as a Telegraphist?"
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Old 2nd Dec 2017, 17:31
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In later years she suffered the nickname of CockTail Shaker.
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Old 3rd Dec 2017, 16:55
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Last Orders...Please
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Old 3rd Dec 2017, 17:48
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Soft and tender on the outside, crunchy on the inside





With apologies to Larsen
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Old 4th Dec 2017, 06:47
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