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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 12:53
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"So have you been practicing for this Air race?"
"yes, I am up to 3 bowls of Winalot a day"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 12:53
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Whaddaya mean, "Get your tail up?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 12:54
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"And when I request climb clearance to get over the hump, please leave my leg alone"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 13:09
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It may be called a dogleg but you're still not doing the flying...
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 14:00
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Man: "So you say your great-great-great granddad was a pilot too, shot down the Red Baron I believe".

Dog: "Yeh that's right, they even named a plane after him"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 15:02
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"What a dog!"
"Thank you buddy"
"I wasn't referring to you...."
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 15:36
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Tracey Curtis-Taylor (left, without make up) picks up some navigation tips from Ewald Gritsch during her solo trip across Africa.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 15:40
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What do you mean "I can't put my head out of the window?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 15:40
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"Are you sure we should be playing blindmans it'll buff out?"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 16:14
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"Whaddaya mean, FIDO is a thing of the past?"

"Yes, he got run over!"
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 17:41
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I must have misheard. I could have sworn they said you were a "FIFO" pilot.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 18:25
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Mutley still enjoyed the occasional flight in retirement with or without the pigeon to chase.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 18:41
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Geoff was beginning to think that his new Thai mail order bride didn't look much like her picture on the internet.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 19:07
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Guy gave his trusty friend a few tips just before the Dams raid.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 19:25
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I don't care who your previous owner was, you can't use the "N" word as a call sign.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 20:58
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Psssst... It's not just the hostie down the back that likes it doggy fashion.
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 21:03
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"Please Captain, refrain from licking your balls in front of the passengers."
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 21:26
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NO- you cannot dive on that squirrel !
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Old 23rd Nov 2017, 22:25
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"The word is ROGER, not ROVER"
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Old 24th Nov 2017, 07:50
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Humping my leg does not entitle you to join the Mile High Club...
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