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Old 15th Nov 2017, 14:50
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Old 15th Nov 2017, 18:17
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Look, children! Sergeant Knights, clearly. Not Officer class.
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 13:19
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It has gone quiet now.

Judging tomorrow (Friday) in time for the weekend.

I'll start brushing up on The Latin.
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 14:45
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 15:01
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 15:37
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 16:21
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"dahlink, can you explain again why we have to Brexit now, pleeze?"
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 19:55
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Old 16th Nov 2017, 20:45
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 04:16
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 07:30
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All together now...."It's a long way to Tipperary......"
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 07:35
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 08:39
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 08:59
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 09:08
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Let's see now . . .

Many credits to the indefatigable Danny for no less than thirteen entries this time - most of them consecutive. TV reception must be very poor in his area.

And Nutloose always makes me chuckle. I had a problem to decide between his entries 445, 449, 452 and 426, so in the end I chucked them all out - disqualified for not giving the others a fair chance. Anyway, he won last time.

Wensleydale gets a mention in despatches, too. I liked his 459 about William and Kate.

Still, a winner there has to be, and I give unto C52 the CST (now, alas, one year old) for his two entries about Brexit. The topic always raises a smile, if but a wry one.

And thanks to everyone else, too. PW.
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 10:16
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Thank you very much. It was a brilliant choice of picture and I enjoyed many of the entries.

And now for something completely different:

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Old 17th Nov 2017, 10:22
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The Midwife was surprised ... she had been expecting twins.
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 10:24
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 10:26
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Ah, the Midwife was right ... there's the other one!

(Thanks c52)
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Old 17th Nov 2017, 10:38
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