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Old 30th Sep 2017, 17:13
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"We still miss Coffman Starter...."
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Old 30th Sep 2017, 17:19
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"Stanley, how many times have I asked you not to make love to that albino baby giraffe on my leather seats?"
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Old 30th Sep 2017, 19:52
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"Shouldn't be on the Aircraft Movement Area anyway, Stan !"

 
Old 30th Sep 2017, 20:00
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"No, Stan - the Hucks starter fits on the front of the Tin Lizzie - and thanks for pushing it in the back and trying to start my leg !"

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Old 1st Oct 2017, 00:56
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Carruthers said he'd give his right leg for a spin in a Spit. The MoD's turned him down, so we're just returning it. Anyone seen him?
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 09:57
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Mr Michelin: "That gives me an idea...."

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"Very athletic, Sir, but you still need to salute with your arm."
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 10:50
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Sorry, the "Reach or the Sky" set is over the other side
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 11:13
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(From Yank in helmet) "Why do those garddam Brits have to lift a leg to f@rt, anyway? Didn't their fathers teach them to pull their finger??"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 13:46
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On the set of the new remake of the "Six Million Dollar Man", there is confusion as to whether the script for the Spitfire scene calls for "Austin Steve" or "Austin Seven".
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 15:28
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"Serves you right for jumping out the window when her husband came back!"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 15:50
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ATC Landrover ... the early years.
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:24
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"Damn that viagra, I told you three pills were to many, thank Christ we had this false leg plaster in the trunk Stanley"



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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:27
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"Well that another fine Officers mess you got me kicked out of Stanley"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:29
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"When i said I want to get legless and well and truly plastered this wasn't what I had in mind"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:33
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"And when you get to the corner look out for that stroll guy"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:38
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"Speed up Stanley, well you will have to put your foot down Oliver"
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Old 1st Oct 2017, 22:52
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The CO thinks it'll help me apply enough right rudder for takeoff.
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 10:55
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"It's the only way Ollie can keep a Meteor straight with No.1 out at 125 kts !"
 
Old 2nd Oct 2017, 10:57
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"I'm off to Joint Headquarters"!
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Old 2nd Oct 2017, 12:24
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No Officer, I'm driving because he's plastered.
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