Caption competition

[Always_broken_in_wilts]

And on looking inside the barrel the Senior Service's finest pilots were simply delighted at the prospect of this evening's "entertainment"

all spelling mistakes are "df" alcohol induced

[Circuit Basher]

Bloggs finally realised that his drinking was becoming a problem and that he should that he should leave his post as Red 4 when he came round and realised that his 8 team mates appeared to now have become 11. They also appeared to have travelled back in time and were wearing goggles and USN lifejackets.

[ACW599]

A group of OASC candidates were tasked with establishing the firing order of a single-row radial from first principles. The DS were rather surprised at their approach but awarded high marks for initiative and entertainment value.

[Onan the Clumsy]

The prank, whch had seemed like such a good idea at the time, turned tragic when the signal was given to inflate the Mae Wests.

[dazbo]

'OK..... so the Kaleidescope Girls in the pool we saw in the movie had better costumes..........

But at least three of us have had a Brazilian wax.....

....even if it is under our noses.....

[Milt]

"Could it be that eleven heads are better than one?"

[Conan the Librarian]

The Walk through of the "inward Bomb burst" revealed a few problems might lie ahead....

[An Teallach]

The visiting USN pilots' obvious delight on finding the Golden Rivet aboard HMS Ark Royal was to be short-lived.

[Onan the Clumsy]

To be honest, wearing costumes as disguises was half the fun of making crop circles.

[Trumpet_trousers]

...It was obvious from his facial expression that the guy in the 7 o'clock position knew it was his turn next in the barrel....

[Toxteth O'Grady]

That's quite a small jacuzzi. If we all jump in together people might think we're gay.

[Milt]

We're the 'Hellarewe'

[Conan the Librarian]

no.35 course (Latrine Standards Inspection Unit) were thrilled that they were the first to be trialing the new goggles and splashproof vests on behalf of the Health and Safety Executive

[Conan the Librarian]

The OCU Instructors had waited nervously on the apron and now congratulated the jockey of the previous caption comp on his return from his first operational Pizza delivery

[Speedpig]

Following Her Majesty's visit to the base, the boys hastened to the bog recently engaged by said Monarch to find that it was in fact true that she did, just like the rest of us. Sadly the part about it not smelling was blatantly a lie.

[adr]

The Staish's wife's decision to get her film developed for free only backfired because the boss of the PR section was one of the Staish's golfing buddies. Her assertion that she had no idea how that picture got there collapsed when she smirked as she recalled what had happened next.

[Milt]

Their first experience of huge centripetal forces in the reverse centrifuge produced unexpected stimulations of delight.

[Onan the Clumsy]

The ball bounced once, twice and settled on the mysterious chappie with the moustache. A groan arose from the spectators and the croupier cleared the chips from the table.

[You want it when?]

"Boy are we glad to see you!" said Flight 19's commander.

[Onan the Clumsy]

It was an airshow afterall, so why shouldn't the medical branch put on their much talked about "Parts of the Body" display?