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Old 21st Apr 2017, 22:51
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After Brexit, the EU told Britain they could only take anything that would fit in one aircraft. Boy are they in for a shock!

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Old 21st Apr 2017, 23:08
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Harrison Ford parking on the runway...........again
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 00:50
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John Holmes Air.
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 08:49
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A380: design sketch version 0.1
I said do a design SKETCH not a design STRETCH.
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 12:14
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"Why bother with a tow cable ? Just stick 'em together !"
 
Old 22nd Apr 2017, 14:58
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The word quickly spreads that, given the typical fitness level of police officers, passengers are safe in the back rows of the plane.
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 15:23
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John Holmes Air.
Buster, that is very naughty! (Not a caption)
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 15:28
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So, first we had safe life then we had fail safe. Now we have true redundancy for ETPOS, two spare engines and a spare pair of wings.
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 18:34
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Is that a aeroplane? Or are you just happy to see me?
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 21:16
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Surely you can't be serious?


Yes. And stop calling me Shirley!
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Old 22nd Apr 2017, 21:20
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It's the latest attempt by NK to get a Ballistic Missile to the USA.
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 02:41
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Bugger! Every time the Skipper gets excited, I have to re-do the loadsheet!
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 12:16
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"I think they're doing a stereo version !"
 
Old 23rd Apr 2017, 12:42
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Trump pimps airforce one
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 14:59
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Take off checks, attitude, ERECT . . .
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 15:35
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Take off checks, attitude, ERECT . . .
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 15:35
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We think the drawings must have got jammed in the fax machine...
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 17:35
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The International Dachshund Club has finally got its own dedicated transport.

Bonsai trees will be installed at 30 foot intervals down the main aisle.

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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 18:12
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Confronted with a strike in their nose and tail factory, Boeing engineers came up with an innovative solution.
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Old 23rd Apr 2017, 23:41
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Designer - " DAMM- forgot to divide by 2 "
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