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"Don't just stand there ... I said get me a number 23, a number 47 and a special fried rice ... "
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OhBigFatOne: "Now you done it, how am I gonna get my arse out of here now, don't you iriots think ahead?"
Pilot: "Dear leader, see that yellow and black fortune cookie string between your thighs, count to ten, make a wish then give it a big tug".
Pilot: "Dear leader, see that yellow and black fortune cookie string between your thighs, count to ten, make a wish then give it a big tug".
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"Yes, Grate Fatt Wun, we ALL want you to go, faster."
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"It's very crowded in here. Where do you store the food?"
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"No glorious Leader, when I said defect, I meant the aircraft is erm not serviceable"
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"Do not worry Pilot, I see the West's progress and the Americans still fly piston fighters, no match for our superior technology."
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"Is it true Glorious Leader, General Dunkan Sondy Sun says missiles are the way of future?"
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It is not true at all, Glorious Leader, that you have a face like a currant bun.
On the contrary, every currant bun in the whole world is highly honoured to look much like the Great Leader's face.
On the contrary, every currant bun in the whole world is highly honoured to look much like the Great Leader's face.
So Captain, any one ever tell you that in that leather suit and boots you look pretty damn hot?