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Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:22
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Danny42C
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"Never mind - when we're three miles out, we'll break open the Duty Free !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:28
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NOT A CAPTION

MPN11 (#41483),

Thanks - but it was entirely coincidental !
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:29
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"Is the Sun over the Yardarm yet ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:43
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"Are you sure you wish to emulate that Gweat Navigator Cwistopher Columbus, Dear Leader ?" ...... "You know, he's the one who didn't know where he was going when he set out, didn't know where he was when he got there, and didn't know where he'd been when he got back"

"As your Image Consultant, I must caution you against this !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:51
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"Not to worry, when the tide comes in it'll float us off this reef !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:52
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Everyone hoped for a big wave. Imagine their disappointment.
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:53
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"I wonder why those sharks are circling us so expectantly ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:59
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"Navigator, what is our position ?" ..... "Up the Cweek without a Paddle, Dear Leader !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:04
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Danny42C
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"Cap'n, the engine canna tak' it "!
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:09
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"Come in, Number 22, your time is up !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:37
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"Draw me like one of your French girls..."
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:46
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NOT A CAPTION

I have a Great Sympathetic Leader moment for the poor sod who has to judge this collection

"Please look for brown envelope on door mat."
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:47
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"You see? It floats! Another triumph for NoK technology!!"
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:52
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"Sorry ... must go now. I seem to have killed the Hunter/Shoreham Thread."
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 20:00
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Filming the commercial for the new N.Korean anti perspirant.
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 20:02
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The Glorious Leader goes to recover another ballistic missile that went plop into the ocean.
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 20:17
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"Anything Elon Musk and SpaceX can do we can do better!"
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 20:44
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With acknowledgements to Danny,

"Come in number 99, your time is up."
"We don't have a number 99."
"Number 66, are you in trouble?"
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Old 5th Mar 2017, 05:04
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Well, I think our Grorious Reader has given u a wealth of captions for the week. Time to start the new week with a new piccy!

In third place & the winner of the LOL white shirt is...TIEW with:
Dear Leader heading off on state visit to Malaysia. Not taking any chances with airports.
Second place winning a trip to the 38th parallel is...Pasta with:
Sailing - just one of 37 different sports in which the Dear Leader won a Gold medal in Rio.
But, the CST winner this week is............Nutty with:
While intercontinental missile research was going well, booster recovery was still lacking.


Lots of cracking entries everyone...
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Old 5th Mar 2017, 14:22
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Well done Nutty, but TIEW, missed that first, got it second time
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