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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 13:18
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Go back.....go back.... and just like Canute before him, the tide kept coming in.
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 13:45
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Bye mum! Yes, yes, I haven't forgotten that special gift hanky for my brother. I'll make sure he gets it.
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 16:56
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Only in North Korea one finds oneself up shit creek with a stick
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 19:27
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The trouble with Korean whale hunting was no one had the balls to tell him the Korean whale should be in the water.
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 19:37
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"Pass me launching champagne to smash over ze Generals head."
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 20:21
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"Sssh - now while he's not looking, stab a hole in the floor then after three, everybody jump out!"
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 20:27
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Grate Fatt Wun leads expedition to discover... NorthWest Passage, wreck of his Vultee Vengeance, and Susannah York's knickers. All these will be Glorious First Achievements for Fatt Wun.
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 21:16
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Is this the "little man in the boat" all the ladies tell me about?
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 22:27
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Is this the "little man in the boat" all the ladies tell me about?
No one knows where that critter is....
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Old 3rd Mar 2017, 23:19
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The North Koreans do not have a match for the F-35 or a ship to land it upon....but were still ahead of the RN as they were doing Sea Trials of the first of the Class.
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 11:46
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50 Shades of Grey and a bit of camo thrown in
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 16:58
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"Penny to cross the Mersey ?"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:00
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"Boatsman, what is your name ?" ........"Charon, Dear Leader !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:03
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'"Well they said the 'Titanic' was unsinkable too - and I'm not too sure about this !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:05
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"Whaddya mean - you've forgotten the lifejackets !!"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:07
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"Great Leader, this ship is only licensed for 8 persons."
"Shut up, you fool. I will keep it afloat."
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:09
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"Where's the Plimsoll Line ?" ...... "Can't see, Dear Leader, must be underwater !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:10
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NOT A CAPTION

Good, quick response, Danny mate!
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Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:16
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"I don't think we'll get the outboard motor push-started this way !"
 
Old 4th Mar 2017, 17:19
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"The owl and the pussycat went to sea .......... "
 

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