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Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:15
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...."Mummy, why has the Emperor got no clothes on ?"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:17
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...."This should be good - Danny's going to do a demonstration dive through this stuff - I can hear him coming !"..........."CCRRUMPP !"........."Missed it, dammit - he's speared in behind us !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:18
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...."You've got to hand it to these Stealth guys - I can't see a thing !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:19
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...."I tell you, Mister, there's no such thing as a UFO !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:21
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...."Why do we always put the Pilot in front ?"....." 'Cos he's nearest to the accident that way" !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:24
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...."Skipper, are you sure you signed for an aircraft ?"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:26
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"...'Bout time the NAAFI Van came round !"
 
Old 22nd Jan 2017, 15:30
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All dressed-up and nowhere to go, again...
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Old 22nd Jan 2017, 16:57
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I don't own this space under my name. I should have leased it while I still could
 
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Flying the QB17 is all very well, but why do we have to get dressed up to taxi it back when it lands?
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Old 22nd Jan 2017, 16:58
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As the QB17 departed to intercept a Nike missile the ferry crew waved it a sad farewell.
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Old 22nd Jan 2017, 19:10
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"We'll never all fit in that - it's TINY!"
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Old 22nd Jan 2017, 21:04
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The Neverwozzer.

THIS IS NOT A CAPTION !


I feel I'm missing something - is this a sort of "spot the ball" competition ? (old eyes not too good).

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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 04:59
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Chaps! We're standing too close to the runway...lets move over a bit eh?
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 08:47
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"Skip, given the fact that the transport hasn't turned up, and given the fact that our colleague doesn't seem to be landing here, I think it's fair to say that we landed at the wrong airfield."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 09:04
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A Drone, you said? What's that?
And why are we all discharged all of a sudden?
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 10:46
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Due to complaints that there were not enough sandwiches for a 10 man crew, the Commanding Officer took decisive action.
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 10:57
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The moment you realise you've graduated from the bottom of the class when someone says "Nope, not ours, it doesn't have 5 engines".
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 11:02
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"I thought they normally sent Lysanders to drop secret agents..."
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 11:40
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Having missed out on parachute issue, and observing the standard of flying exhibited by the squadron, the new air gunner was going to need medical assistance to remove his parachute harness.
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Old 23rd Jan 2017, 11:45
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He said he's running late so he's missing this stop.
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